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You're gonna hate me but I feel like this needs to be said again

Teratophile·11/10/2017, 2:50:06 PM·12 votes·889 views

It's about women in league. But before you turn away and dislike, I want to tell you that I wanna make this post as positive and as inspiring as possible. First of all, I'm thankful that we're getting a new quirky girl with a charming design and the timing of this post may be misleading so don't take the release of Zoe as a reason for this post, I've been meaning to post this for ages.

First of all, I've been scrolling through a lot of blogs and just adding more and more ideas to what could league look like if women weren't forced to be likable, one way or another. So I guess, let's start from Rek'Sai. More monster women please! Deep forest spirit monsters (a plant with tits doesn't count), if they have to be humanoid, don't just add a lil bit of fluff or feathers, why not go all out!! Humanoid monsters with multiple extremities and appendages!! Teeth and spikes from where teeth and spikes shouldn't be sticking out of!! And why stop at humanoids, make anthropomorphic animals or mythical creatures!! Trashed or super futuristic robots that don't need to be a humanoid shape!! Or if you really really wanna make humans, why not have them corrupted and deformed and ugly from the toll their magic takes from them!! Even if you still don't wanna make ugly women, why not make normal human women with super exaggerated armor like Garen!! Women with super bulky and massive armor that is painted and etched elegantly and intricately!! More dragon women, disgusting horror creature women, teeth, claws, tentacles, bone spikes, rows and rows and rows of eyes, so many delightful monster ideas!!!

I swear, if I see one more "trope with tits and ass slapped and defined" character, I'm gonna be so goddamn disappointed and sad.

6 Comments

Ralanr11/10/2017, 4:15:21 PM8 votes

Honestly just given different body types to women would be fine. You can still make attractive champions (if I was still a teenager I’d consider Taliyah attractive enough to ask out for example) but this way you can showcase “beauty” in different forms.

Short women, bulky women, thin women, BBW, etc.

And that’s only if you’re concerned about “sexy” women. We still don’t have an elderly old crone that looks like a vulture.

MidoriyaShonen11/11/2017, 5:10:39 PM2 votes

Well, let's see some of the newly women champions we've been having.

Illaoi= beefy muscly priestess, with a personality that seems a mix between a professional catcher and a traditional priestess trope.

Zoe= hoppety hippity celestial being of Targon that has the appearance and mentality of a 14 year old, despite being probably hundreds of years old.

Camille= ruthless cyber-woman that looks to be more machine than human with her legs and face.

Xayah= classic lovebird(pun 50% intended) mixed with a side of comeuppance motivation against the human race.

Taliyah= 16 year old Shuriman girl that went through hell thanks to Noxus and was taught the principles of honour and justice by both her family and Yasuo.

I think we're doing fine in the female department thank you very much.

Dreamspitter11/11/2017, 7:39:23 PM1 votes

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It's about women in league. But before you turn away and dislike, I want to tell you that I wanna make this post as positive and as inspiring as possible. First of all, I'm thankful that we're getting a new quirky girl with a charming design and the timing of this post may be misleading so don't take the release of Zoe as a reason for this post, I've been meaning to post this for ages.

First of all, I've been scrolling through a lot of blogs and just adding more and more ideas to what could league look like if women weren't forced to be likable, one way or another. So I guess, let's start from Rek'Sai. More monster women please! Deep forest spirit monsters (a plant with tits doesn't count), if they have to be humanoid, don't just add a lil bit of fluff or feathers, why not go all out!! Humanoid monsters with multiple extremities and appendages!! Teeth and spikes from where teeth and spikes shouldn't be sticking out of!! And why stop at humanoids, make anthropomorphic animals or mythical creatures!! Trashed or super futuristic robots that don't need to be a humanoid shape!! Or if you really really wanna make humans, why not have them corrupted and deformed and ugly from the toll their magic takes from them!! Even if you still don't wanna make ugly women, why not make normal human women with super exaggerated armor like Garen!! Women with super bulky and massive armor that is painted and etched elegantly and intricately!! More dragon women, disgusting horror creature women, teeth, claws, tentacles, bone spikes, rows and rows and rows of eyes, so many delightful monster ideas!!!

I swear, if I see one more "trope with tits and ass slapped and defined" character, I'm gonna be so goddamn disappointed and sad.

So actually monstrous female monsters. Not "monster girls" in the typical sense.

Alright then I'll just write a letter to Svetlin Velinov and ask him to apply to Rito Games as an artist.

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]