Nothings says class like strapping a phallic symbol to teemos chest. I mean, im all for gay rights and all.. but forcing people to subliminally look at a penis is over the top.
Do you mean the carrot?
...Your username is a masturbation joke though?
The only way you could see a pen0r is if you were expressly looking for one. Maye it popped out to you because you want to see it.
Its a carrot...last time I remembered cottontail teemos liked eating carrots (along with my soul)
Please sign the PETITION.
[https://www.change.org/p/riot-games-remove-the-phallic-symbol-from-cotton-tail-teemo]
Not as phallic as Lord 
spikey cod piece.
