Quinn's Jokes

Flyinguillotine·Dec 5, 2016·12 votes·2,316 views

Does anyone else have a headcanon about the jokes that Valor tells Quinn? I've always thought that they were just really bad jokes that were only funny if you have a bird's sense of humor.

Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Garen. : Garen who? Valor: Garen DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : ... Yeah I guess he does say that a lot. . . . Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Fiora. : Fiora who? Valor: Fiora Uglyface. : Valor. That's just mean. . . . Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Jarvan. : Jarvan who? Valor: Jarvan DragonLover : Valor! Credit to Fate Fire in the comments

13 Comments

MelledoneusDec 5, 20168 votes

Actually, I talked about this before. I find these the best ones:

Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Garen. : Garen who? Valor: DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : ... Yeah I guess he does say that a lot.

Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Fiora. : Fiora who? Valor: Exactly. : Valor. That's just mean.

Valor: Knock Knock! : Who's there? Valor: Jarvan. : Jarvan who? Valor: Jarv-in you! : Valor!

FlyinguillotineDec 5, 20161 votes

That's amazing. I salute you.

TenshouSNKDec 6, 20163 votes

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Actually, I talked about this before. I find these the best ones: : Who's there? Valor: Garen. : Garen who? Valor: DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : ... Yeah I guess he does say that a lot. : Who's there? Valor: Fiora. : Fiora who? Valor: Exactly. : Valor. That's just mean. : Who's there? Valor: Jarvan. : Jarvan who? Valor: Jarv-in you! : Valor!

This one makes a lot more sense than the one OP posted. Valor is obviously teasing Quinn by stating j4 is into Quinn or vice versa in his jokes. Shyvana is irrelevant to valor so why would he even mention shyvana in his jokes. The joke is obviously meant to point out that j4 and quinn are an item or ship. Sorry shyvana lovers, but the joke has nothing to do with shyvana. And op? Change the last joke to the one melldoneus has posted because forcing shyvana into valor's joke is baseless and ridiculous.

NightmareAmazoXDec 5, 20164 votes

That jarvan part..

Iwinatlife42Dec 5, 20162 votes

and it wasnt even TenshouSNK posting

FlyinguillotineDec 5, 20161 votes

Honeslty I didn't actually have anything for that joke, but after reading all the Quinn lore I ship it.

FlyinguillotineDec 5, 20161 votes

I just realized that that joke could be interpreted as shipping Quinn and Valor, and have changed in in accordance with bad jokes as opposed to jokes that promote bestiality.

Risk of FateDec 5, 20162 votes

Valor: Knock Knock! Quinn : Jarvan who? Valor: Jarvan DragonLover Quinn : Valor!

FlyinguillotineDec 5, 20162 votes

This is better. I'm putting this in the main article.

Risk of FateDec 5, 20161 votes

Lol, thank you. I just remembered that fan story about Jarvan's marriage to Shyvana. It was by some guy who posted it in the comments for the Skin Sales.

TenshouSNKDec 6, 20162 votes

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Lol, thank you. I just remembered that fan story about Jarvan's marriage to Shyvana. It was by some guy who posted it in the comments for the Skin Sales.

Exactly, it was a "fan" made story posted several years ago, even before Quinn's release. It was and is irrelevant. It was all speculation before but Quinn' release pretty much buried that fan story into the ground. Shyvana and J4 are just friends that is all, deal with it.