You hop into Runeterra, can take one item, and have to hop back out - what would you take back with you?
For me it would be 
's sword ~~which... would probably promptly possess me the second I picked it up, but still. ~~
I would take him with me so everyone else could enjoy a normal :3
A regular rock, so I don't instantly die
Book of Thresholds because its' actually practicable.
Sejuani girlfriend
Tough choice. But if I had to go purely on favoritism, I would have to say Vi's gauntlets. She's my favorite champion and I think the weapons are awesome and they're my kind of weapon.
But if I had to go on strength I would go with of course one of the world runes. Unlimited power.
Old characters and lore...
I guess Ekko's Z-Drive would be my choice. As long as we don't count Orianna or Blitzcrank as objects, that is.
Does Jhin count as an object?
Nobody's said "world rune" yet...not sure if I should be impressed or skeptical...but either way I'm surprised.
World Rune is almost akin to "infinity stone" as far as runeterra goes. xD
As for me, I'd probably take Pulsefire Caitlyn's time-hopping hoverbike.
Do mechanical contraptions count as a single object? If yes, then I'd probably take an arm prosthetic from Piltover and hand it over to someone capable of reverse engineering it. Would help a lot of people.
If possible I'd take the entirety of 
, but that stretches the definition of 'object' quite a bit.
If mechanical contraptions don't count, then I'd take a synthetic Hextech crystal. Again handing it over to somebody capable of reverse engineering it.
Vladimir's fountain, maybe if I'm lucky he will ask me to return it and I can have a lengthy conversation with him, which is what I really want
Take Zil's time machine and revert the Frejlord/LIssandra lore rework.
Shes basically an activatable item!
Ezreal's gauntlet.
An object? So you're saying I can't take a poro with me. :(
The Talisman of Lissandra <3
Spear of Shojin, so it could be with me instead of in the game.
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VARUS' BOW
I always loved anything Archery related and seeing as he's my favourite champion of all time, this would be my choice. But yes i'm aware of the consequences of taking a Darkin Weapon into your hands.
either Beatrice (access to all secrets AND someone to talk to at all times? Sign me up!) or that weird crystal thingy that allows Nunu to warp reality
For that second chance...
Bard
Chemtech launcher
One of Talon’s dagger. The way it blossoms and flies back is cool af.
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The one object that'd always be useful no matter what happened. Even if I have an unfortunate demise, I can help those I love even from the grave. Plus healing those friendly to me and determining who my enemies are, all on just a two minute cooldown.
Boneshiver just to troll 
Hextech crystal b/c, like, those things are epic
Ezreals Gauntlet or the Book of Thresholds.
´s weapon rhaast
I would take an orange from Bilgewater so I could gain mass energy from every bite and it would rejuvenate itself every few seconds thus meaning unlimited food!
Riven's blade
Easy storage, good for self defense, and it's funny for erection jokes at parties and chopping vegetables!
If it has to be a shop item, then 
to keep my pants up and move me forward
The Tidecaller's staff.
Wait, Nami wouldn't be able to float without it...
