Yordle Biology (yes, this again)
This is my first post in the forums, and it may very well be my last. I've just been bothered by Yordles since I began playing, and I want to try and justify their existence for my peace of mind, at least? I just think most folks explain how diverse they are as a species by saying "they magic" and leaving it at that. If this is the wrong place for this, sorry! I really am. Again, I'm... new.
Okay, I’m going to put forth the theory that Yordles are a diverse species made up of several intra-species “races”-- or really just two races and the genetic combinations thereof.
Yordles seem to exist on a scale from “cat” to “smurf”, with Teemo on one end and Tristana on the other. I don’t think we can assume it’s sexual dimorphism, though perhaps the “cat” traits are more easily carried on to males than females. For example, Heimerdinger (a male yordle) has “smurf” traits as well as “cat” traits-- with long, elf-like ears on the side of his head but thick patterned fur covering his whole face. Lulu is mixed like this as well, with “smurf” skin (velvety and purple) and “cat” ears like Rumble or Ziggs.
This seems like a good time to mention that I don’t think Corki is a Yordle. His traits are too anomalous-- human-like ears, exposed hairless skin, broad flat teeth. I think he’s a very small human man who lives with the Yordles, and nobody’s had the heart to tell him otherwise.
Anyway. The weirdest part to me, even weirder than the fur, is the presence of animal-like noses on champs like Teemo, Heimerdinger, and debatably Kennan. I feel like this whole thing is the result of two purely “cat” and “smurf” species-- again, for example, Teemo (or even Gnar) and Tristana-- being able to cross-breed, possibly influenced by magic. As a result, something as significant as nose structure becomes an inherited trait, depending on luck and the genetic makeup of your Yordle parents.
Anyway, who knows. Seems like the best theory I can come up with. What do you guys think? And again sorry if this is in the wrong place for this haha
and maybe
are the only yordles whose design is up to date and who should be seen as standard for yordles(
is also up to date,but he is a prehistoric yordle)