Wow Riot I cant believe your new lore has ruined my relationship with my own mother

Berserknurple·12/2/2017, 8:04:00 PM·5 votes·1,013 views

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the new Varus lore. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did they change his deep lore? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Riot is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Varus to have an unnamed wife and child. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Varus’ lore was incredibly deep and beautiful???? This is so fucked.

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LostFr0st12/2/2017, 8:10:07 PM6 votes

Legit having trouble telling if you're serious or not.

If that relationship was so delicate that the Varus changes could disrupt it, perhaps a break from the game and some time mending the bond between her an you would be a better use of at least the rest of today, if not longer.

Take a break bro.

The Soulforged12/2/2017, 8:07:27 PM5 votes

I remember this copypasta.

Robertsmash12/2/2017, 8:09:26 PM4 votes

NOT THE NUGGIES

Placentas12/2/2017, 8:35:46 PM3 votes

I lol'd even if it is some copy pasta. Applies too well to the situation lol

Dreamspitter12/2/2017, 8:06:56 PM2 votes

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the new Varus lore. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did they change his deep lore? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Riot is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Varus to have an unnamed wife and child. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Varus’ lore was incredibly deep and beautiful???? This is so fucked.

Nuggets?

Pssssssh. Nothin personal kid but......

https://i.imgur.com/BPq5kRp.jpg

GTFO.

Darius Strada12/2/2017, 9:06:41 PM1 votes

Down voting for that way you treated your mother