Petition to change Yuumi's title to "The Feline Familiar"

I can't be the only one who thinks that "The Magical Cat" is painfully mundane. Come on, Riot, surely the collective minds of all your employees can think of something better than the most basic description of what the champion is in the most basic language possible. What happened to stuff like "The Mouth of the Abyss", that one gives me an IMAGE. Modern Riot would've titled Kog'maw "The Void Spitter" or "The Hungry Voidling" or something equally banal.

EDIT: And, in fact, if anyone has any better ideas, please share them. Even my suggestion is pretty basic.