Will Ornn finally settle The Ice Queen War for The Freljord?

Knalxz·8/7/2017, 6:42:27 PM·4 votes·517 views

Honestly it upsets up that none of the major story points of LoL have ever finished.

Shurima, Still a desert full of giant man beasts, with a creepy obsession with itself.

The Freljord Is Skyrim but all the Jarl's are women and yet there is somehow more shouting and less killing. (Tryndamere isn't important, he's just Ashe's Louisiana Purchase)

Noxus and Demacia, Stuck reenacting Anakin vs Obi-Wan's fight at Mustafar, but it's none of the cool stuff just the twirl scene. (Ebony Wyverns people, yet we see none of that action)

Ionia, Is just every Asian stereotype, expect they complain constantly about suffering and ignoring how OP they are.

Zaun and Piltover, Is like a relationship where the people can't decide who's the bottom But since the retcon, IT'S LITERALLY ZAUN!

Mount Torgon Started the wrap things up then Sol was like "HAW HAW! STARS!" Eye Laser sounds*

Bligewater and The Shadow Isles Had no one else to play with and just started killing each other.

The Void, Is still waiting for it's event!

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST FURRIES! JUST! FURRIES!

Can we get one major plot point that is wrapped up? Even the champion's personal stories have gone little to nowhere. The best thing we've gotten was MF vs Gangplank but they just switched roles.

13 Comments

GreenLore8/8/2017, 8:18:19 AM2 votes

Honestly the war of the 3 sisters is something that is going on for hundreds of years in the lore. It won't just be solved just like that. If Ashe becomes queen,then the war would still go on as the other 2 wouldn't accept that(or Lissandra would act like she does and backstab Ashe eventually).

The war will likely end with the destruction of the other 2 tribes,that isn't something that can be done just like that.Especially since we can't even be sure what is still canon and what not.

Nixtarma8/7/2017, 6:55:59 PM1 votes

Perhaps asking for a permanent solution to any of these conflicts is too much to ask. League is not a novel or an MMO, with different story states. We have to still be able to play as always have, so that gives two sorts of options, as I see it.

You can resolve conflicts in ways that do not significantly change anything (see: anime). This often feel unsatisfying.

You can advance the story without resolving the conflict. For this, look at Burning Tides, specifically, Gangplank. They essentially updated his character after the horrific damage done to him when his ship detonated, and gave everyone his old version free.

Birbonius8/7/2017, 7:07:09 PM1 votes

Didn't say anything about bandle city,except the Furry part

Anyway,i think they didn't finish any "battle" lore because then there is a reaason for all the champs to be on the rift against each other. If all the conflicts were in some way ended,then most champs would go away from there based on their lore. And yeah,a lot of lores still have the summoner's league and all that. I would actually love to bring back that instead of finishing these ones,maybe having the summoners thing being in the middle of everything,controlling the world and settling disputes with their arena (i think there are some films with this kind of story too)

HalfTangible8/7/2017, 7:50:00 PM1 votes

Okay, buddy?

-Half of the world isn't finished yet. The lore is still being retconned to fit the new direction for Runeterra; Heck, there are still references to summoners and the institute in the lore. -You say that MF and GP "switched roles" like it was nothing. -Shurima IS advancing; Xerath's motives have been revealed and he's been shown marching on the newly resurrected Azir. (hell, Azir's introduction was an advancement for the region, when you think about it)

Yes, waiting sucks, but bitching about it like this doesn't help matters. Have some f#$@ing patience.

RookPusher8/7/2017, 7:52:29 PM1 votes

TIL: Ashe = Thomas Jefferson