"Wet the bed and blamed it on your sister? Circle 8"
Hero my ass. Swain might try to start a war with Demacia by faking a battle with Jarvan the 4th but Garen snitched his sister.
We should rename him: 
the snitch
TyrekGoldenspear16 votesSkins are AU.
It's funny though so I'll give it an upvote.
DiscoVinzan2 votesI thought that some skins were not AU. Like for example Dark Star exists somewhere in the universe, but DS Thresh is a representation of Dark Star as Thresh 
. The Star Guardians exists somewhere but the skins are representations of them as Lux 
, Lulu 
, Jinx 
, Janna 
and Poppy 
. So, as I understand it, there is as hell in Runeterra's universe/multiverse, and it has a Gatekeeper, but they just dressed Galio 
as the gatekeeper of hell.
ChaoticPinecone1 votesSome used to be, but with the retcon of the lore I dont think any of them are anymore.
Like Queen Ashe, King Tryn, Arclight Varus, Prevoid Kass, etc were all what they did prior to joining the League. When there was League.
Sexy Jack Rabbit1 votesNone of the skin lines, save for the very few single skins that pertain to the lore, are canon.
Variks the Loyal2 votesYeah it's AU, but we can argue whether or not that makes the statement non-canon.
For example - his comment on Sejuani's matricide. Does that necessarily mean Sejuani didn't commit matricide, because the skin itself is non-canon? Or is his statement still true, even though he is non-canon?
BladeSingularity5 votesI think he was like, five when he did that?
Galio never forgets, though ...
BladeSingularity4 votesWait, was that a legit quote? Haven't had a chance to check those out yet ...
zrWQMdGHtY3 votesI think it's inspired by me. Hue
BladeSingularity3 votesOk, I get the Lux quote and you get the Galio quote.
There.
zrWQMdGHtY3 votesMy friend from Riot's office was convincing me for a half an hour to not kill him >. > btw new chapter out
BladeSingularity3 votesOh boy ... I feel bad for that Rioter.
And did I not notice a Chapter 10?
zrWQMdGHtY3 votesYeah. Unsure if I can post in the weekend so early post
BladeSingularity2 votesOk, I saw it. Nice job!
BladeSingularity5 votesSomeone went through and recruited people to downvote our entire thread here ...
growls
I'm tired of the trigger-happy down voters...
zrWQMdGHtY1 votesI think he miss clicked on my list chapter. Haven't seen plus 5 from months
zrWQMdGHtY4 votesRiot proving that Garen is what I show him to be in my Tale, the whole time? Well Im proud with your Riot.
TyrekGoldenspear12 votesSkins are AU. This has no impact on the canon lore or characterizations of champions.
How have you been?
zrWQMdGHtY6 votesGK Galio was in my Universe already. And I'm still guessing that was inspired by own my tale xD So IDC about your opinion. It's there. It's used. You're just mad, about Gayren!
TyrekGoldenspear5 votesNever saw him.
And it's Garen, IDC about your false depiction of him.
zrWQMdGHtY5 votesPart one. The ritual that made galio stronK to open the portal to Viktor? Y U NO READ ALL CHAPTERS! T_T
Chill. I get it. Garen is your hero. I'll just feel sorry for you after you meet him in reality. If you ever have the displeasure to. :p
TyrekGoldenspear7 votesPeople can forget you know. That was ages ago.
Good thing he's fictional huh? A fictional hero of Demacia who wouldn't do the things that I know you think he would.
~~Your lack of understanding of Garen and Demacia as a whole borders on astounding. ~~
This isn't meant to sound heated but I am extremely irritated right now, by things happening before you poked me about your tale, and normally I can just deal with your depictions no problem. But this time it got under my skin and made my mood worse. Sorry for taking it out on you.
zrWQMdGHtY4 votesJust go read the chapter I just realized and you'll calm down. :P
zrWQMdGHtY5 votesForgot to add. I can say the same about Kat and Noxus. But nvm. My opinion doesn't matter anyway :p
IAintDarius1 votesHow old are you? You can't seriously be dumb enough to think your fanfiction is canon.
zrWQMdGHtY1 votesAnd you clearly cant read or understand that me and Tyre have our own thing going on here. Glad you came unwelcomed to flame me. And clearly you didnt read a single thing we wrote by now.
Glory ln Death3 votesWhen he gets a VGU someday: Garen - The Bedwetter of Demacia!
Mig892 voteslmao
Lord Boltrix1 votesWell who knows how bad it was growing up with Lux as a sister, she could have made his life hell and that was his way of 'justice.'
Then we could rename her, Lux the b****.
