Bard lore theorycrafting?

Father Cthulhu·3/6/2015, 12:48:56 AM·2 votes·1,633 views

So far my thoughts are Noxus invades Ionia, hears of whatever this stone is that the old fart had, and decides they want whatever power it holds. The elder uses the power of the stone, Bard disapproves, takes it and peaces the fuck out, turning it into a constellation in the sky.

MY THEORY: Every constellation in the sky, seen here, is a case where the same thing happened. Somebody (most likely of that nation) misused some artifact somewhere, and Bard takes it, peaces the fuck out, and turns it into a constellation.

Thoughts?

12 Comments

GreenLore3/6/2015, 1:29:36 PM2 votes

Yeah,it looks like the old man was going to do something different once he reached the top of the mountain,but Bard didn't want its power to be misused.

However I doubt that the other constellations depict events that worked out the same,I mean it is possible that bard aided the rebels in their battles against the watchers,but what about the destruction of shurima?What about the creation of the Shadow Isles?If anything it looks like they are events where bard failed to stop them,but what if he was able to prevent greater catastrophes during these events? Like what if he gave Renekton&Nasus the sarcophagus that limits Xeraths power(because we never know where this thing came from and bard seems to gather certain powerful artifaicts),what if he prevented the curse of the shadow isles from spreading any further?

Stars Shaper3/6/2015, 3:12:08 PM2 votes

Bard now seems just the demi-god who says "Nope" each time something big happens xD

I do believe though that what he does is inscribing events in the stars after taking action for his advantage.

In the case of Shurima no artifact was stolen since Azir could use that same ruins to complete the ritual and ascending himself. And if we relate to the Summoner Icons for the event we can see that what supposedly was used as artifact could ba what now is sealing Xerath's power bounding him to his coffin.

We don't know dangles about what happened in the Shadow Isles, just that some undead mist leads its heralds to gather more souls as possible on a seemingly periodic iteration.

PyramidSwim3/6/2015, 12:52:04 AM1 votes

So Bard is such a dick that using the power to defend yourself when your village is getting slaughtered is a misuse of whatever power the stone has.