Who would fall prey to the Agony's embrace?

Wrathof300··11 votes·1,652 views

If Braum and Rakan can past the Test of SpiritIllaoi . Then what champs are 100% screwed if they meet Evelynn and who's not?

My guess, Voidborn, Celestials, Darkins, most Aspects of Targon and Ascendants of Shurima and Shadow Isles champs wouldn't succumb to temptation, Yorick is iffy I could he him both falling for Eve and resisting her. Would fail: Nasus(pre-Bloodline story) Draven Ahri Alistar I feel like Galio would fail if it were possible. Probably won't: Shen Urgot Vayne Fiora Ivern Jhin LeeSin (for obvious reasons, though this could change). Could go both ways: Yorick Lucian at a point the burden becomes too much. I Would say Ryze as well but, he has reached and passed the point of other two in his lonely quest.

What do you guys think, do you think your main would make it? (Pantheon safe! Atreus not so much XD) Would especially love to see some Riot comments!

38 Comments

Lady Faceless16 votes

They are several aspect you have to think about - Evelynn would not go for every champion, since not every champion is desiable for her. Someone like Yorick and Lucian, who both show signs of depression, are not interesting to toture. They are already in pain, so inflect more pain is not worth the effort. Ryze is the same, however Evelynn would care about him... 'cause he has a scroll full of World Runes, that could easily create another Rune War. And Evelynn would love to create this kind of global agony.

The truth is, I doubt that our beloved champions are so stupid to fall for her. Not that Evelynn can't seduce them, but honest the most champions do have common sense and a beautiful, naked woman out of nowhere is a little too... obviously? But maybe I only I see it like that.

On the other hand, they are plenty champions, which have basically an one-trick-mind. Not that they don't have a sexuality, but their goals are more important, so a relationship of any kind would just bother them and distract them from their original goals.

So, honest, I have no idea how would fall for her obviously charm.

Wrathof3002 votes

But how depressed are they really? She left the woman alone in her story because she was discontent with her life and depressed, but Yorick and Lucian are still clinging to some form of hope, that they will free the people/ things dear to them. Hope shines brightest in the dark, this was my chain of thought when I considered the 2, especially Yorick who, any living being he has encountered since the ruination has died before any meaningful interaction.

The truth is, I doubt that our beloved champions are so stupid to fall for her. Not that Evelynn can't seduce them, but honest the most champions do have common sense and a beautiful, naked woman out of nowhere is a little too... obviously?

This is the problem here, most people would find a, practically naked woman strange, but even fewer would expect her to be dangerous (because she's practically naked). All Evelynn needs is physical contact and for the person to even think about where the situation could go.

Nonetheless you are correct, even if she could, would she? Should have asked myself this. Upvote!

Placentas4 votes

But Ev wants the tallest flower. Luc is very far from the tallest flower.

Hope is also not the same as happiness, yes your quote about hope shining the brightest is poetic, but it's not necessarily true.

Luc has hope yea, but is it realistic? Nah. His hope is a blind hope, a desperate need. His only desire is revenge and his wife so Evelynn wouldn't have anything to tempt him with.

That's why I think Ev would actually love an encounter with Ivern. He's almost literally the tallest flower. He is full of love, happiness and hope. If she were able to tempt him and bring him down, that's a delicious meal that would not soon be forgotten.

Wrathof3002 votes

Indeed Ivern would be the tallest daisy out of all league's champions, however, I think she is a couple centuries too late. he's already confronted his guilt about the person he was. Evelynn trying to prey on Ivern 'now' would be Eve biting off more than she can chew, imo. But it would make for a hell of a deep story nonetheless, if she could.

The reason why I thought of Lucian, is because nothing could be more tragic than to break this man who's sole purpose is to avenge his wife, he is broken and tired, literally only driven be revenge. Eve filling his head with lies of him having done his best, laying down to rest, to stop chasing the dead, and for him to give in to her temptations of her body (worst yet she appears to him as Senna). There couldn't be a more disgusting/ agonizing end for Lucian, to die knowing he couldn't save his wife, and betrayed her. This was my train of thought when I mentioned him at least.

Of course that's banking on whether or not he will give in, otherwise he indeed won't make for the most likely target. She taunts him ingame throwing shade about Senna not being all that, this could be an indicator that she already knows, trying to prey on him would be to much labour for an uncertain reward.

rtbf2256182412 votes

Well i'm pretty sure Draven and Darius would. They're both beefy retards who only care about manlyness.

IceKingChernobog2 votes

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Well i'm pretty sure Draven and Darius would. They're both beefy retards who only care about manlyness.

Draven, yes as he’s way full of himself and he would be “the tallest flower” according to eve, ripe for the picking. Darius, i seriously doubt. He’s much more level headed and jaded than his narssistic brother. I doubt she would be interested in darius.

rtbf2256182411 votes

Their ideologies and personal beliefs are already prey to seductive women. Darius already was in a relationship, no matter that the woman he loved in one occasion killed a village full of men women and children. Propably because that's what he'd do too.

Noxus isn't level headed in any aspect other than strategies to exploit the opponents' weaknesses.

But Evelynn...well, i get the feeling she's a weakness to anyone from Noxus with noxian ideals.

IceKingChernobog1 votes

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Their ideologies and personal beliefs are already prey to seductive women. Darius already was in a relationship, no matter that the woman he loved in one occasion killed a village full of men women and children. Propably because that's what he'd do too.

Noxus isn't level headed in any aspect other than strategies to exploit the opponents' weaknesses.

But Evelynn...well, i get the feeling she's a weakness to anyone from Noxus with noxian ideals.

In the comic, darius didn’t want to slaughter a village full of farmers who can barely fight. But since they told noxus forces to fuck off they had no other choice but to. Darius felt regret for what he did to those people. Later on in the comic he see’s his ex wife get murdered infront of him. I seriously doubt eve would be intrested in someone so jaded. She wants somone who is at the hight of their life. Like that happily married man in her bio.

Draven who is at the hight of his life being a celebrity of noxius and highly confident in himself and his abilities is the kind of person eve wants.

rtbf2256182411 votes

Fair enough, it isn't fresh in my mind anymore. Still, he accepted it.

Then again, thinking of this...i wonder if Rakan could be subject to Evelynn, regardless of Xayah.

Variks the Loyal9 votes

Lux would both be desirable for Eve and would probably fall for her temptations, being rather young and on the naive/trusting side.

Jayce probably would fall for her.

TwistedFate would be an interesting case, and a neat story to tell considering the old, non-canon lore.

GenoXx1 votes

Sorry, but as i have always hated to lane against Lux I root for eve to go for her.

Skins Project5 votes

actually it's been hinted at that lux is wayyyyyyy more mature then she seems, it's more of a front for public shit.

OurLestrade8 votes

Taric would somehow reverse her charms. Probably deflect it with his jaw.

AFilthyCaitMain5 votes

Illaoi Would most definitely not fall to her

Sexy Jack Rabbit3 votes

The only champions I can see falling for Evelynn AND being champions Eve would go for.

Prime Candidates.

Ashe Draven Ekko Ezreal Katarina Nidalee Lux Taliyah

Afterall.

I like the happy ones Evelynn

Barcid3 votes

I don't see why you'd lump Yorick and Lucian into "could go both ways". Lucian's basically only kept going by the possibility that he could save his wife and works in her memory, so I doubt some random harlot he has no reason to consort with would win him over. And Yorick already lives on an utterly cursed island with multitudes of voices speaking to him practically all the time. Not only would Eve's presence probably do more to make him completely suspicious and suspect something foul from her, but even if she tried to use seductive whispers or lure him out he'd probably be unable to really tell what it is through the cacophony of voices already tormenting him.

As for Ryze, well it'd probably depend on whether or not Eve can keep up. Or if he'd trust a random stranger to begin with for more than a moment.

And as for Urgot... dunno, he might think it's a contest.

Fasmodey2 votes

Nasus Hmm, I don't know why you think that, is there any hint that he was sexually active? pre - Azir would make sense but Nasus? Maybe, just maybe.

If Ahri can use his essence manipulating powers on demons, she would see true herself and avoid her.

Most of my mains are safe btw.

Xerath Lissandra Orianna Velkoz Viktor

Wrathof3001 votes

Aye, your mains are creepy, jk jk. I didn't base it solely on who would want to sleep with her/ be attracted to her, but rather who had weaknesses she could exploit by offering them the solace that is her body. Ofc, he probably won't fall for her charms in any future encounter.

Edit: 2 of them want world domination, another 2 leading a Robot revolution/ Void invasion respectively, and the last one is practically already a part of the robot revolution and has one of league's saddest stories.

Fasmodey1 votes

I have Ahri Syndra Cassiopeia Taliyah Azir too but they could somehow succumb, so didnt include.

I can add AurelionSol Kassadin if i push far away.

I have such a huge pool in midlane. Just not in that account.

GenoXx2 votes

If can use his essence manipulating powers on demons

Are you implying Ahri is a trap?

Fasmodey1 votes

If it is some kind of joke I didnt get it.

GenoXx1 votes

his

Fasmodey1 votes

Ah, my mistake. Not intentional.

GenoXx1 votes

I attempted to be funny...meh

Eternal7911 votes

I know Jinx would likely be fine. Too crazy to be seduced.

ArbiterOfTruth6 votes

For all we know she may be able to see Eve's true form since she can see through Heimerdinger glamour.

Eternal7911 votes

I didn't even think about that.

Lady Faceless5 votes

However, we have no reason to believe Evelynn's human form works the same way like a Yordle's glamour. I wouldn't count it, tbh.

Hovering Hentai1 votes

whoa whoa whoa

Braum and Rakan in whose interactions do they pass her test?

Wrathof3002 votes

Riot confirmed both Braum and Rakan would pass Illaoi's test.

AcidTheWarlock1 votes

Brand lul

Aatrox that's gonna be a fun time

Arkilusal1 votes

Weirdly enough, I feel like while Lucian might or might not, I can't help but think that Thresh would be instantly toast. Only thing that maybe saves him is torture 'not' being the same as lust...Though I can't help but think if it weren't for how the mist seems to ruin sentience that an undead boy-toy would be perfect for Eve- all her flings die in the end...But what if one doesn't, somehow?

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

I dunno. Going by the Targonians. If the embrace is about falling to temptation. I kind of think Atreus has some of the best chance of surviving of the hosts.

We know Diana is passionate enough to flip out and seems to really really want to be accepted by others. Ripe for Eve to exploit there.

Taric is a goner with his obsession with beautiful things. He also seems to have a thing for the shadowy girls from his in game dialogue.

Leona shifts her personality twice in her own lore, which doesn't really imply much strength of character to me. But other than that I don't think she is comparatively weak or strong to Eve's manipulations.

But Atreus' key characteristic seems to be single minded obsession toward the defense of Targon. What's she going to seduce Atreus with?

Eve: Come to me, and I will give you your hearts desire.

Atreus: You're going to save Targon?

Eve: Well no. I'm going to, you know, kiss you and stuff.

Atreus: Will that make me stronger to defend Targon?

Eve: I don't think so?

Atreus: I'll pass, I need to train. It's leg day.

Eve: But don't you want to take a break. Relieve you tension? Maybe take a hot bath? With an even hotter companion?

Atreus: Too busy. Getting ready to make that mountain my bitch. Yo Pylas, you making protein shakes?

As to actual Pantheon, meh. Who cares what the parasite does?

This is of course all just if they would be tempted. No idea whether or not they'd lose the fight that would happen after Eve tempted them.

Wrathof3001 votes

Since at least Leona and Diana have access to past memories of former Aspects I would assume if they even heard of or met Evelynn before, they would know. As well the celestial power may or may not allow them to discern Evelynn's true intentions, in the instance of an encounter.

We know Diana is passionate enough to flip out and seems to really really want to be accepted by others. Ripe for Eve to exploit there.

With you there, I think Eve may go the route of pretending to be someone interested in the Lunari faith and someone that sympathizes with Diana past, only to reveal her true nature after seducing her.

Leona, I don't there is personal/ emotional weakness for Eve to exploit, and Leona hasn't shown much in the way of her interests in relations outside of praising the Sun. Though I get the feeling that Leona indeed has a 'Rafen'.

Taric is a goner with his obsession with beautiful things. He also seems to have a thing for the shadowy girls from his in game dialogue.

This is actually the reason why I think he'd survive though, lol. He thinks everything (except evil sh*t), is beautiful, so he probably won't be seduced by Evelynn, charmed but not seduced.

You're right about Atreus, before he had no zero friends under the guise of someone there to provide him moral support Evelynn could have gotten close to him and seduced him I think. But it all changed when the fire nation attacked that changed after his entire generation was wiped out save for him and Pylas. Atreus really is an interesting one.

PePsiLemoNN1 votes

Not my main but Thresh would torture Evelynn instead lul

Siachi1 votes

Similar topic, would Evelynn try to prey on a super-masochist like Mundo, or does she need her prey to be mentally anguished as well to sustain herself?

She could basically torture Mundo forever with his incredible regeneration, but since he loves being in pain and actively seeks it out, would she not feel anything out of it? This is the same Mundo that sleeps on a bed of sharp knives and rusty nails, because that's apparently what's comfortable to him.

TheGreatRasputin1 votes

Not gonna lie, Jhin could probably overpower Evelynn.

Meep Man1 votes

I would like to believe very few characters in LoL would canonically fall for Evelynn.

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