[Speculation] The recent teasers reference the Wise Monkeys?

Yamanoki·12/29/2015, 1:56:05 AM·56 votes·3,564 views

We can see already that Zed has been shot in the eye, and Sona has been shot in the throat. I suspect very strongly, based on the face of Garen in the leaked picture, that he will have been shot in the ear. And since there's a fourth, Vi, especially since she has MASSIVE hands, I suspect she will be shot in the hand or chest.

If the above holds, this is very reminiscent of Mizaru, Kikazaru, Iwazaru (the original 3) and Shizaru (added later), the four wise monkeys. They collectively represent:

See no evil, from Zed's eye (Mizaru is a pun saying Do not see, but 'zaru' is also a modification of 'saru', meaning monkey) Hear no evil, from Garen's ear (Kikazaru) Speak no evil, from Sona's throat (Iwazaru) Do no evil, from Vi's hand/chest (Shizaru; I'm leaving the option of the chest because 'doing evil' can come from a corrupt heart)

Based on this...perhaps the champion being teased is a simian with a strong sense of justice? I find that a little similar to Wukong... but it's far enough away that I think it could work, if done well. If not an actual simian, at least someone with a very traditional, 'maintaining the old ways of good' kind of personality? Since the proverb is quite old.

Edit1: As @JettStreams points out somewhere in the comments, it could easily be Vi who does not hear, and Garen who does not do. In which case the cracks on Garen's face might not be his ear, but just his head in general.

If we think about it, Zed already cannot "see evil" because in his eyes, there is no evil in his doings, there is only the pursuit of his goal (power, knowledge of the shadows..)

Sona already cannot "speak evil", not only because she's mute, but because what sounds she DOES make (via her instrument) appear, to her, to carry purpose and benefit (healing, raising morale...striking down foes)

Vi already cannot "hear evil" because, while she certainly acts on her own internal rhythm, she still acts in the interest of Piltover (albeit in a roundabout, reckless manner), and Ekko at the least (and probably others that slip my mind) has faced the internal dark-side of Piltovian (Piltovan? Piltovese? Piltovish?) society. She hears no evil in the orders she's given, even though she still usually doesn't follow them to a T.

and Garen cannot "do evil" because, according to the Demacian courts and perhaps even in his own mind, Demacia is a just, fair nation that is the epitome of righteousness. Everything he does in the name of Demacia is, by Demacia's definition, justice, not evil.

Edit2: I also just realized that next year is the Year of the Monkey. So there's that.

33 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf12/29/2015, 4:32:25 AM19 votes

The recent teasers reference the Wise Monkeys?

MonkeyKing Lore update confirmed

Splision12/29/2015, 2:56:12 AM13 votes

All this speculating is bananas.

But in all seriousness, great speculation. I think it's the first speculation to show a connection to the wise monkeys and it makes sense.

URAunitB12/29/2015, 2:56:57 AM7 votes

Oh wow, that's a pretty good connection that you made :O

Neamean12/29/2015, 5:55:21 AM3 votes

Radiant Wukong is being release soon so hm.

SpecterVonBaren12/29/2015, 10:53:43 PM2 votes

I did think the champion teased in the PROJECT video had a strange face.

http://i.imgur.com/l2cyhCG.jpg

Look at how his mouth protrudes, the large brow, the large nose and the hunched over stature. I think you may be right that this is a new monkey champion.

Artificial Human12/30/2015, 1:21:00 AM1 votes

Who are the Wise Monkeys? Where is it from? Could i get a short summary?

Fishtaco12/30/2015, 2:35:20 AM1 votes

Looks like Vi's gloves are exploding/malfunctioning, as you can see smoke and sparks around her. Really ties in well! Thank's for the theory Yamanoki!

The Deckowner12/30/2015, 5:45:13 AM1 votes

i am just wondering why some chinese idioms' definition have weird japanese roman letter as the word.

PixTron12/30/2015, 6:10:33 AM1 votes

Your theory is amazing.

But I still think it's Ao Shin the Storm Dragon with 2 shotguns.

http://i.imgur.com/FjI0Ozv.jpg

I rest my case. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Mhihnj12/30/2015, 4:23:20 PM1 votes

It looks like the new champ is related to roses or plants

Catastrop12/30/2015, 9:07:10 PM1 votes

Garen is shot through the chest. You can find it on the Chinese Website of LoL. However, this just means that maybe Vi is being shot in the ears.

VulcanIsHere12/30/2015, 9:18:02 PM1 votes

Actually, Garen's teaser came out in China, and he was shot in the heart

warpenguin55512/30/2015, 9:25:33 PM1 votes

oh fuck nice connection

Niyumi12/29/2015, 6:53:36 AM1 votes

I like this speculation. ^^

But, perhaps it doesn't have to be a monkey? Maybe it's some other Asian idol that represents good. But, if you look, all the champions are surrounded by shadows, so maybe it's the evil form of that old saying?

The teaser is "Deadeye" -- so maybe it's some kind of ghost / spirit that feeds off of the four evils the monkeys warn against? I donno.

Nyxceris12/29/2015, 1:06:01 PM1 votes

Link to the skins?

A Miss Fortune12/29/2015, 2:20:54 PM1 votes

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CasterGilgamesh12/30/2015, 1:16:37 AM1 votes

see no evil speak no evil hear no evil