The upcoming champion...

Narasimha·9/14/2015, 5:55:30 PM·54 votes·3,814 views

is a tax collector.

Think about it.

He's pale. Everyone has to meet him. Everyone shuns him. He makes friends with an axe.

It's PERFECT.

29 Comments

A Superb Villain9/14/2015, 10:21:01 PM12 votes

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Adanim9/14/2015, 8:20:06 PM7 votes

My dad and I watched it this morning, and we both looked at each other at the end and, in perfect sync, both said "Death".

So, if I may conduct a bit of theory,

"Everything must meet this man, so they shunned him." Death is something that all loving things must meet at one point or another. It is also the one thing that all living things try to avoid. We eat to not die, we build houses to not die, everything we do is in the pursuit of prolonging life. Therefore, we "shun" Death.

However, "He took an ax and cut himself in two . . . So he would always have a friend" takes a different turn compared to Death. Classic personifications of Death make him out to be a cloaked man in dark robes (insert Grim Reaper inspiration here) who comes to your side and walks with you as you pass into the next world. In this trailer, it is confirmed that the man was lonely, suggesting that it is not Death after all (who walks with people as they die and is therefore not lonely, I'm assuming), but something else.

There is a fable by Aesop called The Wolf and the Lamb, and the message of the story is a person who seeks power by means of force will do anything to justify their actions. In the story, the Wolf accuses the Lamb for several "crimes" that the Lamb did not commit to justify eating him. The Lamb proves that all accusations are false, and the Wolf eats the Lamb on the grounds that he is hungry and does not want to delay his meal. The new champion could have relations with factions on Runeterra, and was shunned because of a crime it committed. So, to not be lonely anymore, it cut itself with an ax to "always have a friend" and to maybe punish itself for the crime.

Just some ideas that popped into my head. It is fun messing around with theories like this :3

StealthWarden9/14/2015, 5:59:24 PM4 votes

Things that come to mind that all must "meet" worth shunning are:

Fate / Destiny

   or

Death

I doubt were going to have a tax collector champion, lol! Although, it could be a very humorous skin im sure, once he comes out.

TurquoiseYoshi9/14/2015, 7:53:13 PM3 votes

Release skin.

Make it happen Rito.

LICENSED HOOKER9/15/2015, 12:17:22 AM2 votes

he splits him self in two... yeah i bet tax collectors do that you know so they cover more ground ;-;

Solidair39/15/2015, 4:01:11 AM2 votes

A Tax collector... lane tax... new champ is a jungler CONFIRMED

Decriptic9/15/2015, 2:19:43 PM2 votes

Dhama one is Dha the other ma they will be black and white spirits this is all i can find out or that i can share with you guyes

malkalus9/14/2015, 11:57:30 PM1 votes

I had the idea maybe its a champ that one twin utilizes ad and the other uses ap with a switch between the two as being a toggle and the ult being a damage spell or effect that uses both ap and ad equally

Sevetar9/14/2015, 8:39:54 PM1 votes

TAXES MUDDAFUKKA

Nuclear Panda9/15/2015, 12:39:31 AM1 votes

whats ur reddit username?

jmaishere9/15/2015, 5:26:03 PM1 votes

yeah, he's taxing your life, oh wait it's death

My Waifu Vanilla9/15/2015, 5:14:57 AM1 votes

But who was phone?

Sarcrash9/15/2015, 9:48:56 AM1 votes

He should be a toxic lord, named You. Everyone would love him because everyone is toxic in this piece of shit game.

doiminat0r36009/15/2015, 9:27:55 PM1 votes

He is perfect For top.

Hatless Casual9/14/2015, 10:18:43 PM1 votes

Confirmed jungler then?

Rigbum9/14/2015, 11:00:12 PM1 votes

Oh you read reddit comments too?