LEAGUE MEN NEED BODY HAIR

SAIZOxRYOMA·6/11/2017, 4:44:08 AM·21 votes·5,139 views

most of them dont have body hair. im pretty sure the only man who has officially been revealed to be hairy is graves. if u think about it, yeah they are all muscular but thats it. riot has done a good job of making different sized men but they are all smooth af. and im not saying that they should all be hairy, but it is unreal that there are so many men with completely smooth legs and arms as if they wax twice a week.

im going to make two lists, one for male champs that should have a lot of body hair and one for only a little bit disclaimer u might have a different opinion, if u disagree please reply your reasoning

a lot of body hair:(anywhere from graves level chest hair and above)
a little body hair:(not thick, maybe just on legs/arms)

50 Comments

Warlord Dienekes6/11/2017, 5:14:35 AM21 votes

I see you missed the times before reworks and art updates. The time before confusion and full body shaves. The time when Gangplank had chest hair so thick many thought he was wearing a tie.

It was a glorious and yet terrifying time.

Tesla Effect6/12/2017, 4:40:36 PM13 votes

Rugged Taric skin pls.

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g334/Empiron/Untitled_zpszcdwzniy.png

PePsiLemoNN6/11/2017, 10:40:18 AM10 votes

Rengar Gnar Kled Nasus MonkeyKing Warwick Volibear qq

RiotRiot TreblMuffin6/13/2017, 1:22:01 AM5 votes

I'm cool with this if you add Blitz to the list and instead of hair it's just exposed wires that look like a beard.

thecowley6/11/2017, 2:20:58 PM5 votes

half these guys wear armor or full clothing. when are you expecting to see this body hair in game

Sexy Jack Rabbit6/11/2017, 10:24:12 AM4 votes

mmmyeah no thanks.

Body hair is nice, but so is variety.

We have token champions for these kinds of things.

Graves has Body Hair, Illaoi is our Muscle Women, Ezreal is our twink the list goes on.

ModKnightsKemplar6/11/2017, 4:59:39 PM4 votes

I agree. No chest hair on Taric is a missed opportunity.

And there's NO WAY someone with as glorious a mustache as Braum wouldn't have some gnarly chest hair. Are you telling me that Braum waxes? Cause that really ruins the immersion for me. XD

SparksFFF6/11/2017, 5:03:28 PM3 votes

real men are hairy!

Fairyfleur6/11/2017, 3:35:54 PM3 votes

Yes bears

Fasmodey6/11/2017, 9:52:32 AM2 votes

TF is probably naturally hairy but shaves. Or not. But I am pretty sure he cares about his look, his care was even more when he was young. Just look at his Cutpurse TF splash art.

NekoniClaws6/12/2017, 1:18:57 AM2 votes

It's probably because bodyhair would just end up as a brown smudge on their game models. I'm an artist and that stuff is notoriously difficult to represent at distance.

Bârd6/11/2017, 6:10:52 AM2 votes

Urgot needs that T H I C C body hair.

Raven Redeemed6/11/2017, 10:01:54 AM2 votes

This reminds me of Angus the Puncher (one of the champion concepts that inspired Braum).

The Yetii Rider6/13/2017, 2:06:43 PM1 votes

I'm all for more body hair, but where the fuck would you put body hair on Jarvan IV? His entire body is coated in armor. His helmet covers most of his face.

PokladnicaZla6/11/2017, 10:05:43 AM1 votes

Like this?

DJMason886/11/2017, 4:20:44 PM1 votes

A lot of these people have something covering everything. I mean come on, Zed doesn't show any skin. And TF would probably not have much body hair anyways. (Not like you'd be able to see it)

Robertsmash6/11/2017, 5:24:54 PM1 votes

Braum ??????????

invisiblecat16/11/2017, 6:19:44 PM1 votes

The sharpness of the Salt cuts the hair off

SEKAI6/11/2017, 7:30:58 PM1 votes

Why would you need body hair on someone like Zed, who is literally covered from head to toe, and champs like Garen and Yi etc who are both very much covered? Like, it really doesn't matter if they have it or not, just pretend they all have forests darker than Shadow Isles underneath or something.

But yeah, body hair can be cool. Just don't overdo it for the sake of doing it.

Nymzo6/11/2017, 7:40:35 PM1 votes

I think OP is secretely a Taric main :P

DwarvenGiant6/11/2017, 9:50:27 PM1 votes

Never forget.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/c/cc/Gangplank_OriginalSkin_old.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111127055308

Chimp Joker6/12/2017, 4:49:58 AM1 votes

Pool Party Graves

Dokkaebi6/12/2017, 9:17:41 AM1 votes

Have you seen Pool Party Fiora's splash art? Darius doesn't have that much hair.

The Whamboozler6/12/2017, 9:54:21 AM1 votes

Your fetish is showing OP.

ULTRAF0RCE6/12/2017, 4:34:52 PM1 votes

Garen, and J4 are nobleman of Demacia it's very possible that having no body hair is a sign of power and as such their families might demand no body hair, Pantheon isn't human, Zed isn't human and Yi has no part of his body visible other than his face. which is at the end of the day an issue with recommending many of these characters quite a few have not exposed chests arms or legs.

NinjaGuy696/13/2017, 1:32:30 AM1 votes

Am I missing something? Where does homeboy have visible hair anywhere on him?