@Riot I'd Like to See How Curiosity Kills the Cat

No, I don't mean Yuumi. Is anyone else curious what would happen if a rich Piltie laid their eyes on a lost little Vastayan or if a Yordle made their way through Zaun without their glamour? How would things turn out? Well obviously Pilties would turn them in pets or a show and Zaun would turn them into experiments, but I'd like to see this! What monsters might Zaunites make from a Yordle/Vastayan and their natural Magic? How might said creatures interact with Pilties, how would Pilties interact with them? I am highly interested in what champions or color stories might come from such ideas and how the more curious minds of Runeterra may kill these foreign species, or rather, how these species could kill them.