My Zed theory:
If Zed takes off his ask his mask, he's actually Talon. And if Talon takes his hood off... He's nocturne. And of course Nocturne (like all the other champions) is Teemo disguised.
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Did you know that Shen doesn't truly teleport, but he stealths and another Shen takes his place?
In fact, there are many invisible Shens on the Rift. Health bars are determined by how many invisible Shens are body blocking you.
See, guys? He's a better ninja than you thought.
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Blue and red buff are actually maokai and malph on their paid job
Whoa whoa whoa. Let's take a closer look.
Zed. That's three letters. Remember that.
Talon. Five letters. 5 - 3 = 2.
Two items are in this equation.
2 x 2 = 4.
Teemo. Teemo is Satan. Satan's on fire.
Fire has four letters. 4 + 2 = 6.
Zed has three letters, so three 6's. 666.
What is that? 999 upside-down.
6.0 6.0 6.0
6 x 10 = 60.
There are 60 degrees in each angle of an equilateral triangle.
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Back to Zed having three letters. So does eye.
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._. this is too deep, along with some of the other comments it all makes sense, the entire league is run by poros and yordles in disguise!
and teemo is just and xj9 smurf
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zed = satan
And Teemo is Batman.