Why, WHY can't I just have the classic music and announcer?

Either you enable the female announcer in options either I just disable the announcer sound because I REALLY DO.. NOT.. LIKE.. the super-accentuated-PIRATE voice this guy has. Some may like it, but that's my opinion and like 90% of my friends do not like it either.. maybe we're wrong. Idk.

This post x1000 Bring back mah lady

It's also less tricky to hear "An ennemy has been slain" than "He's feeding the fishes" or something like that

I love it, personally, but I know a lot of people who can't stand it. The thing about creating new content for a large, multiplayer game is that you have to design things to appeal to the largest groups, not the smaller individuals. Most people love the new sounds and announcer, and therefore Riot is able to say, "We're gonna ship this without any way to change it back, because A - it would be a lot of extra work, and B - the vast majority are fine with the new voice and music.

Because pirate

I am assuming this VO is short lived... when the event is over its GG WP .

a lot of people want this announcer permanently (me included) but i would vastly prefer it to be a OPTION as some don't like it