Rediculous Conversations With Players in Game

First post, so idk if this post fits here.

An Example from one of my games:

Start: (Me): glhf! : I LOST MY ******!!! : Who stole it XD : IDK!!!! WHERE IS IT : Maybe Fiora stole it : Wait...What : FIORA GIVE MY **** BACK NOW : I NEED IT!!!

This continues on for the whole game as we're all dying of laughter at this point.

Post-Game Chat: : ggwp everyone. Very close : I've found my **** now. : Oh? Where was it? : Forgot it in the bathroom lol : XD : OMG XD : LOOOOOL

Share some of your fun or interesting in-game conversations.