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Merry Christmas!

SuicideAw·12/25/2017, 7:12:15 AM·5 votes·530 views

Reason for the season. I copy and pasted some Jesus quotes to celebrate! (Tried to keep them player behavior relevant.)

And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.

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You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,

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So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

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This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.

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The Cream Reaper12/25/2017, 7:26:48 AM2 votes

you DO know that Christmas was originally a pagan tradition, right?

i.e. Jesus is as much related to the ideea of Santa and his christmas tree as he is related to the ideea of the Easter Bunny and his chocolate eggs

Butt Ρlug12/25/2017, 9:22:01 AM1 votes

Nice, let's quote the bible for Chrismas then [sg-soraka]

"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)

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No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV

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And the soul that turneth unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto the wizards, to play the harlot after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people. (Leviticus 26:6)

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Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. (Numbers 31:17-18)

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Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk. Exodus 23:19

(Not tried to keep them player behavior relevant but i think they are funny) Merry Christmas :)

Jo0o12/25/2017, 3:59:11 PM1 votes

The "don't be a dick" parts of the Bible are the best parts of the Bible.