When eating a shit sandwich
Make sure you smile, or big brother riot will chat restrict you.
Game 1 Pre-Game ExxonV: Havent even started game yet ExxonV: And already our adc is a lier ExxonV: Al ExxonV: fkin ExxonV: ready In-Game ExxonV: Listening to opening of samurai shamploo right now ExxonV: holy fk, that shit was so good ExxonV: Wow ExxonV: fk u ExxonV: r u literally trolling? ExxonV: ? ExxonV: messed that up? Wtf went trhough ur mind that that would work? ExxonV: u just handed him my lane ExxonV: and thats ur 3rd death in 8 mins ExxonV: feels good man, we just get to lose cuz this troll ExxonV: ? ExxonV: he's inting? ExxonV: who cares if u tilt him ExxonV: how do u tilt an inting ExxonV: i cant rly do that much ExxonV: trynd will take everyhting ExxonV: if I roam ExxonV: woulda been really cool ExxonV: if our mao wasnt a potato ExxonV: and my top didnt have free kills ExxonV: wtf is the story here ExxonV: is mao ezreals little brother or something? ExxonV: how is he in this game? ExxonV: could u two at least have the decency to click ff? ExxonV: Go play norms together, that dude cant hang in ranked ExxonV: ? ExxonV: We literally cant win ExxonV: Wtf do u mean we're fine ExxonV: ??? ExxonV: A maokai ExxonV: inted early? ExxonV: To scaling champions ExxonV: That are now overruning us ExxonV: ????????? ExxonV: rly cool that we're still stuck here ExxonV: Dude game ExxonV: is over ExxonV: fucking stop trolling ExxonV: HOIW ExxonV: UR MONKEY JG FED HIM ExxonV: a 0/7 thinks im inting ExxonV: imagine giving two free kills to a trynd top, then whining top isnt able to deal with him ExxonV: Wtf are u talking about ExxonV: i got a tower, with how far behind me are, thats the best I can possibly do ExxonV: we got ExxonV: fucking ExxonV: top side jg at least ExxonV: worth I think? ExxonV: Thank god he went for farm ExxonV: Ezreal y in gods name ExxonV: Would u play more than one game ExxonV: with this person ExxonV: This is easily the worst jg I've played with ExxonV: In months ExxonV: gg I guess... plz report mao Post-Game ExxonV: Velkoz wtf more do u think I could have done therre ExxonV: ROFL ExxonV: WHAT ExxonV: DID I DO ExxonV: TO GRIEF? ExxonV: ARE U FKING KIDDING ExxonV: LOL ExxonV: ???????????? ExxonV: I KNEW WE LOST ExxonV: DIDNT MEAN I STOPPED PLAYNG ExxonV: ROFL ExxonV: That was literally everyhting I could od ExxonV: God what a tool ExxonV: ARE U R%%%%%ED? ExxonV: LOL ExxonV: Like name one thing
A maokai jg dies for the 3rd time in under 8 mins tower diving my laner trynd after I'm not even in lane because I'd just been ganked and gives him red buff. Proceeds to go 0/9 with 5k damage in a 30 min game. I'm being flamed by his duo because I'm no longer winning the lane after this guy got a kill from the gank, then that and red buff. I'm sure it's just a "bad game" that makes a person solo tower dive at level 5 on maokai after already inting twice elsewhere, and we should protect the fragile emotions of people who just purposely ruin games am I right riot? Just make sure you don't let yourself get frustrated by all people trolling games because it's preseason because riot may not have your back but they damned sure have theirs.