Obvious Complaining Thread is Obvious

This isn't about anything I'm trying to actual get changed because I know it's impossible, or any type of, "zomg, im still in bronze because all teammates suck, I'd be in challenger if you weren't holding me back!" but I AM gonna use this to shed some light on some of the best-worst things I've encountered being in the Bronze swamp. These things have all happened in a very short period of time from each other.

Depression Quest: We had a 27-15 lead, I was carrying the game as MF, my Ult could melt the entire enemy team as long as I had a good shot on them. I single-handedly respawned, Ulted once, getting a quadra-kill on the full health 4 man taking our nexus, repelling the entire wave, only our mid was open, I then ran to the last Ocean Drake, of which we had all 3, Q'd it once and killed it, also killing the Gangplank currently working on it, (UNOFFICIAL PENTAKILL,) then my team respawned and we took the Baron, pushing all the way to their Nexus turrets. Killing their whole team but Gangplank in the process, I tried to solo GP and failed this time as my team all backed off. All good, we're still winning by a large margin, I tell them to wait for me to respawn and just defend. THEY RUN INTO OUR JUNGLE AND START A 4v5, I HURRY MY LITTLE ADC SELF OVER THERE, GET A DOUBLE KILL WITH AN ULT, AND THEIR NASUS 2 HITS EVERYONE ON MY TEAM BEFORE I CAN STOP HIM, THEY KILL ME, AND THE WEAK AF NAMI AND VAYNE TAKE OUR NEXUS, ME SCREAMING, "I HATE YOU ALL, I ACTUALLY HATE ALL OF YOU" INTO MY CHAT.

Next game, my team loses and equally large lead because my not-fed Xin Zao keeps trying to 1v5 and then my teammates try and and 3v5 without me around, they were actively seeking fights, not getting caught and me not helping them. I needed to hyper farm to stay ahead and finish my build but they refused to let me.

The Supp who was obviously auto-filled: I got a Lux support, and while I don't mind my supps stealing my kills by accident as an ADC main. My lovely Lux took sapphire crystal first, and I questioned why she had no income item... I quickly found out it was because she had no intention on skipping out on my bountiful CS for herself. She then took sightstone, "there, I got a support item," after wracking up 50 cs from bot at 12 minutes, and stealing 4 kills, left to duo midlane with our 0/5 Malzahar and built Lux mid the rest of the game. We lost bot shortly after.

^A Reocurring theme with supports^: I've been noticing a lot of Supports, who all steal my kills and mid's kills, and then brag about how they're carrying us because they have more kills and that means we suck. Which I don't understand, you're just not playing your role at that point. I'm not going to go into a chess tournament, play by checkers rules, and then start bragging that all these people suck at backgammon.

The Greedy Ashe Supp: We had an Ashe supp for an Ezreal ADC, I was playing Maokai top. Ashe announced immediately, "I'm coming top to cheese an easy First Blood out of your Sion." I saw no problem, we camped the closest bush to their tower, I loaded my little suicide bombers up in the bush, and we teamed up to immediately kill Sion as he walked next to the bush, would've been fine, except she stayed top, took my cs, and refused to stop pushing the Sion and scoring kills... but also feeding him under tower in his afterlife. Her CONSTANT pressure, also made for easy ganks by the enemy jungler, she ended the game at 7/15/3 and left our Ezreal to fend for himself bot. I tried to rotate to support him at 13 minutes but it was too late, lost bot tower, Ezreal was behind in everything, and I didn't have a support item to start. This was especially disheartening because the Ashe proved that she could stand her ground against most of the enemy team late game, and split push 4 towers during our teamfights, but she would never group or benefit the team when she could've carried the game with the advantages she had.

The Yi who didn't know when to quit: This one was simple, a Yi who only farmed the enemy jungle, died to every gank he tried to perform, was running around tier 3 towers taking hits when all the tier 2s were still up, and ended the game at 6/17/3

Free Baron Just before I wrote this, I had a Garen top, and I was a Twitch ADC, now, I was about 3/4/3 at this point in the game, and my opponent, MF, was 10/5 because my team keeps standing directly in her Ult alone. I go and try to solo Infernal Drake while my team takes Baron, they take me out and give us the free Baron buff, Garen and Rammus stay out in the jungle and chase a Warwick around and leave our Nunu Support and Heimerdinger mid at base, who die to an MF ult. Then Garen and Rammus are still out in the Jungle chasing WW when the entire team collapses on them and wastes our buff, and Garen calls me an idiot and blames me for the fed MF. (Rammus and Garen also spent all the time after first tower trying to proxy farm my bot lane and dying to MF repeatedly early game.

I'm interested to hear other people's stories OR find I'm alone in this and living in the Twilight Zone, because this is literally the stuff I get every other game in Bronze 1, and it's honestly depressing that I can't enjoy over half my games because of a combination of intentional feeders on both mine and the enemies team, AFK players, trolls, or THIS

(And before I get anyone here trying to defend literally anyone, I'm not claiming I'm stuck in bronze because of this, nor is it impossible that I COULD be stuck in bronze because of this, because in a team reliant game with THIS many players, it's statistically impossible that there isn't somebody out there who's getting bad and worse teams enough games at a time to keep him or her swamped. If it's sometimes my fault, as many people assure me, and I on my own have the potential cost myself the game, logically that means that any of the other 4 players on my team can ALSO cost us the game.)

EDIT: LITERALLY 1 GAME AFTER POSTING THIS. My Janna support did nothing but spam tower with shield, and spam the Diana with pings. The Diana got tilted, and refused to ever gank because of it. Then Janna openly announced in chat, that she was only there to report people, and she's doing nothing the rest of the game, and then spoke like a 12 year old about how "15:32 MF rage, plz check riot, MF you get reported," because I told her not to play the game if she just wanted to refuse to play and report people. At 16 minutes, I was 0/0/0 and my team was 2 kills 18 deaths. This game just got me demoted back to Bronze 2, and I want to kill myself.