Dear Ezreal...

Dear random Ezreal I played with in my ranked game today.

Im going to be honest. I don't like you. Me and my friend decided to play a few games before they had to go, so we que'd up, and got into a lobby.

You got ADC, I got jungle, and my friend got support. I politely asked if I could ADC, you politely declined. Seems okay right? Welllllll...wrong.

We got into game. I tried to gank and it failed, there were no casualties on either side. Three minutes later, you two got double killed bot lane. That's whatever right? Just two deaths, we could recover.

No. You decided to call my friend a retard, an idiot, and shit at the game. (They were already dealing with other crap in their life so flaming them wasn't helping). They decided not to respond. You then kept repeatedly asking them if they were stupid and why they were "useless". I told you to stop, you didn't. Your flame went on for about another 5 minutes until we both muted you. (after this he started trying to take my camps I was killing, and tried taking our mid laner's Blue buff). We ended up winning that game thanks to Syndra, me (rek) , and some god ults from my friend (Janna) .

There are two things I want to say to you. 1: You're welcome for the carry. 2: I hope you live a life full of wobbly chairs, stuffy noses, people taking with food in their mouths, and rocks in your shoes.

Peace ~NiWi