I gave a lesson the other day ( FeelsBadKid for the victims, LMFAO! )

PrimeWraith·12/14/2016, 7:44:20 AM·1 votes·1,017 views

So this cait was doing well in the game until he dc. I'm assuming he refused to attempt to reconnect because it was well over 25 minutes. and I've been told (a year ago) that afk is afk, and should be reported. his duo partner said he got a bluescreen. (no proof of that) So I went ahead and said in all chat "cait afk pls report" (idgaf that asking for reports is reportable, it happens 80% of the time in my games) and after having said that, they all just laugh'd at me and said "not his fault he afk" and "sucks to lose" and "why report, it's a bluescreen". So I was just like fk it, let the game end.

next game starts I pick support to get into a game quickly I pick alistar and the game starts normal as im walking to lane, I said in all chat "oh no what is happening to my computer?" "lag" "oh look, a bluescreen, ill brb in 15minutes" team said: wtf me: all chat: "sorry I have to afk for 15min brb ill try to fix this bluescreen" team: "pls report troll alistar" me: ( I explained what happened the previous game ) team: "we are not them, we didn't laugh at you..." me: ( I explained their logic, don't feel like typing it here ) then I proceed to feed making it look unintent so I don't get banned. (I've done this 8 times already, I wont get banned)

class is over, have fun in the forums and make sure to downvote everything you see in PB&M [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

7 Comments

Kitty Cat Tosha12/14/2016, 11:04:38 AM10 votes

So the lesson was how awesome you are in throwing temper tantrums like a toddler?

Lesson noted

EvilDustMan12/14/2016, 11:08:10 AM9 votes

Cool story. You should tell it at your middle school.

Yes, you report afks. You don't tell everyone to report it, though, there's no reason to.

deathgod512/14/2016, 3:38:05 PM6 votes

"oh look, a bluescreen, ill brb in 15 minutes"

this sentence is so genuinely stupid that i am sure you are trolling the boards.

President Swa1n12/15/2016, 3:55:56 AM1 votes

If you're going to lie and fake, make sure you know what a blue screen is.

HOW CAN YOU TYPE WITH A BLUE SCREEN?