LOL

It really do love that they give you these now. Lots of fun reading back over them.

Game 1 Moooose: gonna pretend like we have more than we do see if i can get a flash Moooose: rip Moooose: god i hate zilean Moooose: when u cancel ur aa Moooose: zilean such a %%% Moooose: freeze this Moooose: if we gonna kill Moooose: need to poke zil then kill him while he's cc'd Moooose: best flash na Moooose: y would u dive Moooose: he has ult Moooose: he has Moooose: fucking Moooose: ult Moooose: jesus Moooose: like liss please Moooose: yeah must be easy when ur facing a team full of retards Moooose: is that why ive shit on u this entire game Moooose: why do u think ur any different from lissandra Moooose: u can't fuck zilean Moooose: he has ult Moooose: jesus Moooose: done with u retards

Game 2 Moooose: im toxic af to the other team Moooose: ill put them on tilt kappa Moooose: shove for level 2 Moooose: kill cait Moooose: we should freeze this Moooose: when it bounces off turret Moooose: not rly Moooose: she'll lose more if we just zone her off Moooose: don't take Moooose: whose idea was it to go double jungle lol Moooose: rip Moooose: sounds like a retard Moooose: lol Moooose: so bad Moooose: it hurts Moooose: i would too if i was that bad Moooose: yeah thats what all the shitters say Moooose: theyre just not trying Moooose: thats what they all say Moooose: if he didn't care Moooose: he wouldn't feel the need to say he dind't Moooose: he's actually just ass Moooose: plot twist Moooose: no he does Moooose: just saying he doesn't so he doesn't look bad Moooose: pretty sure if u look at his match history all games end like this lol Moooose: "im not bad im just not trying cuz i don't care" -every feeder ever Moooose: oh no Moooose: what happens then Moooose: sry didn't want him qing over the wall Moooose: so i took Moooose: <3 Moooose: is yi always this big of a %%%got? Moooose: of course it is Moooose: every feeder ever Moooose: he's just bad ignore him Moooose: the fuck was that Moooose: kappa Moooose: do i rly have to try again Moooose: fucking hell Moooose: can u just /ff Moooose: god damn Moooose: get top outer please Moooose: i am the masterbaiter Moooose: lb ward that Moooose: when all ur team has to do is just auto attack Moooose: and for some reason they want the game to go longer Moooose: personally i think yi has cerebral plasy Moooose: palsy Moooose: wait for mid wave Moooose: this right here Moooose: is why i hate league Moooose: with a passion Moooose: my teams are always retarded Moooose: gg Moooose: finally Moooose: fuck

Game 3 Moooose: holy fucking shit Moooose: killing these fuckers Moooose: made me wait too long Moooose: shove for 2 Moooose: kill bard/adc Moooose: whoever is lower Moooose: %%%%% heal Moooose: and we win Moooose: w/e Moooose: if only trist could hit f Moooose: yeh sry im tilting since trist cna't fucking heal when she sees an agressive flash Moooose: u mean when u fail flashed? Moooose: bc u fail flashed? Moooose: nice Moooose: so ur shit and retarded Moooose: why does the damage still go off if ur hit outta it Moooose: smd Moooose: didn't we just sweep that bush? Moooose: fuck was taht Moooose: NOW U HEAL? Moooose: FUCKING RETARD Moooose: my 68% winrate in 300 games says otherwise Moooose: %%%got ass Moooose: ur shit Moooose: LOOOOOOOOL Moooose: WHAT Moooose: man if only zed wasn't jacking off bot lane Moooose: k umm vlad ur a retard Moooose: stop hitting the dragon Moooose: kill lee Moooose: fuck Moooose: jesus christ Moooose: "Here ya go lee let me keep hitting dragon so u can smite it" -vlad 2015