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Almost every Yasuo main ive played with

Sonofsam235·5/5/2017, 5:47:43 AM·6 votes·1,244 views

Yasuo: omg 2v1 you guys suck Yasuo: ez (5v1) Yasuo: omg the other team is so fed my team sucks so hard Yasuo: 1v1 me (insert litterly any person who has killed the yasuo more than once) Yasou: omg this jg sucks your useless delete game noob Me: Im sorry im trying my best i dont normaly jg but im trying (i die) Yasuo: Report jg for bein a noob and feeding -weridly enough- Team: Dead Fuckin Silence Yasou: omg (insert players name that died) you suck Team: Dead Fuckin Silence Me: Yasou thats (insert name) there first death calm down Yasou: FUCK YOU SCRUB BITCH I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU GET CANCER Yasuo runs into 5v1 proceeds to die becase the entire fuckin team is pushing bot Yasuo: OMG YOU GUYS HELP ME

and im not saying everyone that plays yasuo is like this im damn sure there a whole group of yasuos that just strive to be great players and the least toxic they can be, but when you get 4 games where the yasuo acts like this its kinda disheartning, mostly because i suck at jg, and god forbid you be a good jg and take one of his kill ive saved this gem for last

Yasuo: omg (insert jg) you took my kill JG: yep sorry man Yasuo: whatever you suck anyway

JG then procceeds to get pentas out the ass like they litterly just give up because our JG is just destroying the other team, being a normal person youd think oh this yasuo can in no way fuck this up right well friends here is the conclusion of this story

Yasuo: OMG JG YOUR CHEATING I KNOW YOUR SCRIPTING DONT LIE TO ME JG: no im not im lvl 7 mastery with this champ Yasuo: those should have bein my pentas ima afk and mute all you scrubs Me: oh thank christ hes gonna mute me, i dont know why i didnt just mute him (yes i do last time i tried this the bastard just kept pinging me untill i died 12 times then pinged my dead corpse but thats another story) Yasuo: omg i fuckin new that you where scripting its says here on lolking that you are Me: damnit why merciful god why

Just to explain all the "omg" i imagine to make myself feel better that most yasuo mains are those like insanly white white girls that go to starbucks and have them little tiny dogs, you gotta try it when your being trolled itll change the whole chat for you honestly, ive died because ive bein laughing to hard when the turd knuckles chats.

But again if you main yasuo and you are no where near this level of dick face i apologize!

4 Comments

This Is Your Dad5/5/2017, 7:07:20 AM6 votes

Have you seen the Riven mains? 1st death: OMFG KYS STUPID JUNGLER GANK POS Me: Riven, you died under his tower at level 2. Riven: STFU NOOB YOU NEVER GANK 2nd death: WTF THIS DUMB JUNGLER KEEPS GANKING MY LANE WISH MY JUNGLER WASN'T SHIT Me: Riven, you have a control ward in your inventory that you didn't place, 2 wards in your 4th item slot and you died under the enemy tower again.... Riven: I DON'T EVEN NEED TO PLAY IMA DIAMOND SMURF IMA WATCH THIS GAME FAIL FROM MY SMURF CYA NERDS -An ally has been slain- -A summoner has disconnected-

Kei1435/5/2017, 11:06:50 AM2 votes

hmmm what should I post about my adc Vayne as a support main ..

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

naw, I don't think I can post it on these boards. I'll get banned.

EvilDeBeagle5/5/2017, 1:45:51 PM2 votes

Well, my friend as a support Main, ive heard ingame so many many nasty things, which to post here would get me banned, divorced, killed and burried by moderation. Espezially in my time in Bronce 4.

GULAG 4 U5/5/2017, 8:09:10 PM2 votes

It's partly because damage kits attract shitty people but also because Yasuo is a kit that makes people frustrated. Like I don't flame at all most of the time, but when I play Yasuo, my urge to flame increases by A FUCKING LOT.