I called it first but by god you want it so lets be rude about it

first and for most i dont mind if i called it first in normal and you say oh well could you swap with me, of course i can kind sir id love to help you out you seem like such a nice person, but dont tell me to get the F out of your lane because even though i called it first your a varus main who is the best in the world and i better respect the almight power that is bronze 1 and by god you swear if i dont give you lane where gonna lose the game, then after fighting a silver 1 300 master points yasuo (and me trying out tf for the first time and having difficutly mostly because im not a god at this game nor do i belive i am) i get killed, then my tower gets takin proceed to tell me how much i suck and next time i better watch my mouth and do as the almighty varus says, then when you die 29 times to said yasuo proceed to blame me for feeding him, then add insult to injury get our whole team and the opposite team to flame me for feeding yasuo proceed to push me out of lane die 10 more times try ff 6 times in a row tell me im cancer and need to chop my hands off, because you called mid second