So Here's What Happened Today

LightningShado·1/25/2019, 9:32:07 AM·1 votes·2,594 views

I was playing my placement games and wow, they are tilting, but I met two people who are now on my block list. Let me tell you about them.

The first person was someone playing Irelia. I was playing Dr. Mundo vs her and let's just say I've been going a little too hard in the early levels in this new season which has resulted in me giving away first blood to my enemy laner on more than one occasion. Yes, it's looks like inting, I'll work on it, and I'm sorry team. Again. So after dying to this Irelia at an early level and she started spamming her mastery level 7 emote. Repeatedly. I know, I should mute people that do this if it gets on my nerves but for some reason I feel the need to correct the way these people live even if my efforts are always futile. So, I type sarcastically in the chat, 'wow you're so good'. She responds with, 'at least i don't dive turret and int lvl 1 which makes me better' or something like that. This wasn't the thing that angered me. What angered me was the fact that she kept repeatedly spamming that level 7 mastery emote after every single kill and even when she didn't get a kill, like just FARMING MINIONS. She was just spamming it to annoy me, and that made me angry because that meant this person is the type of person I despise in this world. The type of person that doesn't do anything they're told, is stuck up, and thinks they're better than everyone around them with few exceptions. Of course, I know that having mastery 7 means close to nothing because it's been proven and I've seen that S's are very easy to get in some circumstances. Anyway, later, my team started to make a comeback in the game but then we ended up losing. Great. My fault. The Irelia player seemed to get over it by the end of the game saying things like 'i love you bro' and lighthearted things like that. After the game, the player friended me and typed 'm7' in the chat repeatedly just to prove the point that it doesn't mean anything and that I shouldn't get angry. But it did make me angry because it did mean something. Eventually, they said something like, 'you're making a big deal out of this when there are children dying 12 miles away from you'. I was extremely confused and questioned what they meant by repeating what they said followed by a question mark. They then said something along the lines of 'yeah children being raped and starved'. I was confused on an entire other level and responded by saying, 'i don't live in that type of area', assuming that's what the person meant by saying that. I just kept asking why. Why do they do it and they finally said something like, 'it's shiny'. I proceeded to rant by saying, 'that's not why you do it. if it was, we wouldn't be talking. the letters m7 aren't shiny so why message me after the game m7 m7 m7 m7 m7 m7. if it doesn't mean anything to you then something like words probably don't mean anything to you either and if words mean nothing, why speak'. Yeah, I know I got pretty deep there, so deep, in fact, that the person simply responded, 'whoa man crazy words coming from brain' or something as unintelligible as that. Then they unfriended me. Then I blocked them. No reason to have contact with anyone as toxic as that efver again.

Ok, so the second story is similar. I 'went a little too hard' level 1 as Darius vs Teemo and surprise surprise, I died because he had ignite and other obvious reasons. Something that I never said in game is that I didn't mean to Darius against a Teemo. I misclicked if you can believe it but decided to make the best of it. After dying to this Teemo... a couple of times, they typed in the chat, 'oh, slow. are you slow?' I responded, 'slow? you mean r%%%%%ed?' They typed back to clarify what they meant, 'are you acoustic?' I was amazed. 'acoustic? no i'm not a guitar' is what I said because I was utterly baffled as to how this person didn't know the difference between acoustic and autistic. They then asked, 'how old are you?' with which I responded, 'what do you think acoustic means?' and later, 'how old are you?' They said 19 and I was slightly surprised by that. I repeated the question. 'what do you think acoustic means?' and later, 'if you tell me what you think acoustic means, then i'll tell you how old i am'. Unsurprisingly, they never told me what they thought acoustic meant. At last, I said, 'do you still want to know how old i am?' They responded, 'not anymore' as I was doing very well in the game by this point after getting out of lane phase. Finally I told them that I was 18 and after the game they commended me for coming back in the game after they had beaten me so badly. I still lost that game though. Then I blocked them. As well.

So, just wanted to share my story about these two players that I laned against in some of my placement games. This is gonna be really tough season. I can tell. Well, thank you for reading. I'm tired and tilted. Have a great day everybody. One last thing. This post isn't really for upvotes but more like an archive of my experiences and the people I meet, and yes these are true stories. Yeah, I have a YouTube channel and Twitch channel blah blah blah.

Anyway, seeya later and havadaylin. :))))

7 Comments

Arngrim311/25/2019, 9:43:36 AM6 votes

Holy wall of text batman!

JungleChopper1/25/2019, 9:38:27 AM3 votes

Yea I’m not reading all of that

WøOxer1/25/2019, 9:44:34 AM3 votes

In the next episode:

How I couldn't flush my shit in the toilet.

insomniacjezz1/25/2019, 10:56:42 AM2 votes

They were probably using “acoustic” instead of “autistic” to avoid using a word they thought Riot might see as offensive, which they might.

Saezio1/25/2019, 3:13:32 PM1 votes

why didn't you mute the emotes if you are bothered by them that much? And yeah if you have a habit of dying level 1 that's big time inting, especially if its 1v1