"Ill F*** ur mum dude" "Ok man, but honestly, she so ugly that even pornstars wont wanna do that even if they get paid, so thx man"
"Why the fuk are you going ap ash man?" "Cause of her R man"
"Damn man, u are good" "Thx, i smurf" "Div?" "My main is in B2"
"Report my team, i was in diamond 3 with my main, now im stuck in bronze with this account"
the funniest thing i saw was : malphite can you fucking ult already? what is ult ? xD
The most popular one-liners that I use are...
Winning: "I thought they made it illegal to own people like this." Losing: "I had a perfect butthole before this game started..."
my favorite
" Why are you fighting the people with baron buff?" "baron buff is not a buff"
[slayer-jinx-catface]
The single exchange that left me the most dumbfounded:
Me: "Do you know how to e into ezreal's w?" Ezreal: "That can't possibly work." Me: "Try?" Ezreal: "STOP TROLLING ME ASSHOLE"
