I know i deserve the chat ban for talking at all, but take a look XD
3 games where i got egregiously trolled and the worst thing i can find in my chat logs is "limp dick" and "make sure you blow yi real good after the game for carrying you" or something to that effect. Im aware thats reportable but the rest is comical. Maybe some people will find this chat ban as amusing as I do. Especially considering the context of the games (which is never given of course).
Game 1 Pre-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: hello again d anthony In-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: lol OnlySayYesOrNo: little fucked in lane now lol OnlySayYesOrNo: lol wtf are kennens frames? OnlySayYesOrNo: thats the most forgiving hitbox ive ever fucking seen OnlySayYesOrNo: old coding is such a pox on this game. trist ez kennen mundo. so disgusting. OnlySayYesOrNo: how could you still see it OnlySayYesOrNo: i destroyed the ward OnlySayYesOrNo: and the lingering vision isnt THAT long OnlySayYesOrNo: im aware OnlySayYesOrNo: ever heard of "fog of war"? OnlySayYesOrNo: ? OnlySayYesOrNo: uhhh. sorry for securing the scuttle for us OnlySayYesOrNo: silly me OnlySayYesOrNo: k OnlySayYesOrNo: thats a lot of dmg OnlySayYesOrNo: kudos for playing such a gimmicky champ OnlySayYesOrNo: if i had it my way she would be reverted OnlySayYesOrNo: she was way better OnlySayYesOrNo: imo OnlySayYesOrNo: hmm. please dont say anything when you have to flash for the support kill OnlySayYesOrNo: its embarassing OnlySayYesOrNo: meh OnlySayYesOrNo: i have no team OnlySayYesOrNo: well played OnlySayYesOrNo: hope to see you in future games OnlySayYesOrNo: quinn just stay with me OnlySayYesOrNo: so we can accomplish something OnlySayYesOrNo: XD OnlySayYesOrNo: sitting on a t1 tower at this stage in the game is asking to be dove OnlySayYesOrNo: yeah. people have items OnlySayYesOrNo: can tank OnlySayYesOrNo: sorry. i dont play stupid for anyone OnlySayYesOrNo: i do what im supposed to OnlySayYesOrNo: lanes over OnlySayYesOrNo: good luck holding that nothing OnlySayYesOrNo: instead of roaming and making plays OnlySayYesOrNo: on a QUINN OnlySayYesOrNo: who OnlySayYesOrNo: cause you always go straight for it OnlySayYesOrNo: its so easy to ambush you at it OnlySayYesOrNo: noone came though OnlySayYesOrNo: So i just took it OnlySayYesOrNo: not really OnlySayYesOrNo: that time i died to kill kennen OnlySayYesOrNo: and get shutdown OnlySayYesOrNo: gold* OnlySayYesOrNo: cant do much at this stage in the game OnlySayYesOrNo: why would you walk up to the fed jax OnlySayYesOrNo: ahahahahaha OnlySayYesOrNo: the 2 rens just inting OnlySayYesOrNo: sad game OnlySayYesOrNo: i wish your "fun" didnt involve walking up to their most fed member at less than half health OnlySayYesOrNo: and standing there OnlySayYesOrNo: not really. some trolls wasting my time OnlySayYesOrNo: how? OnlySayYesOrNo: me specifically? OnlySayYesOrNo: i lost us the game OnlySayYesOrNo: instantly? OnlySayYesOrNo: all i said is you're inting OnlySayYesOrNo: you walked up to a 9-2 jax. with 1/4th your health. and stood in front of him OnlySayYesOrNo: thats inting. OnlySayYesOrNo: so no OnlySayYesOrNo: im not OnlySayYesOrNo: "bming" you OnlySayYesOrNo: thats trolling OnlySayYesOrNo: love when the trolls get called out for trolling OnlySayYesOrNo: then start calling people flamers OnlySayYesOrNo: nice ad hominem OnlySayYesOrNo: if you even know what that means OnlySayYesOrNo: no leg to stand on so you make stupid accusations about my character OnlySayYesOrNo: ignored till you figure out what a fallacy is OnlySayYesOrNo: and how to spot when you're wrong. OnlySayYesOrNo: hes only been doing it all game OnlySayYesOrNo: lol OnlySayYesOrNo: getting frustrated at trolls and people inting OnlySayYesOrNo: = toxic OnlySayYesOrNo: in this day and age OnlySayYesOrNo: noone called you bad OnlySayYesOrNo: gj Post-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: cant win with you bro OnlySayYesOrNo: you literally trolled us to oblivion OnlySayYesOrNo: haahah OnlySayYesOrNo: its so cute when the trolls pat eachother on the back OnlySayYesOrNo: good troll bro OnlySayYesOrNo: good troll too bro OnlySayYesOrNo: honor bro OnlySayYesOrNo: nah. i think walking up to a 9-2 jax OnlySayYesOrNo: and standing there OnlySayYesOrNo: to die OnlySayYesOrNo: is trolling OnlySayYesOrNo: but que sera sera OnlySayYesOrNo: good luck in your future endeavors. you're gonna need all the luck you can get Game 2 Pre-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: hi nivia OnlySayYesOrNo: ? OnlySayYesOrNo: the other guy just picked jungle. OnlySayYesOrNo: you cant just say "im jungle, ok" OnlySayYesOrNo: enjoy the leveling process In-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: hi tryn OnlySayYesOrNo: pure ap tryn again? OnlySayYesOrNo: was pretty cheeky last game OnlySayYesOrNo: just trolls being trolls OnlySayYesOrNo: you got queued for top OnlySayYesOrNo: dont lie OnlySayYesOrNo: you disgust me OnlySayYesOrNo: report nunu yeah? OnlySayYesOrNo: that was fb if he didnt troll. even though hes trolling our jg OnlySayYesOrNo: dude. you were queued for top OnlySayYesOrNo: and you literally said "nah, i jg" OnlySayYesOrNo: you know they look at pregame and post game chat now right? OnlySayYesOrNo: almost OnlySayYesOrNo: nice try OnlySayYesOrNo: its 4v5 OnlySayYesOrNo: lol OnlySayYesOrNo: it was 4v5 OnlySayYesOrNo: for like 10 mins OnlySayYesOrNo: all you did is feed lol OnlySayYesOrNo: ....griefer... OnlySayYesOrNo: yeah. the nunu got you all twisted OnlySayYesOrNo: so you dont even want to play OnlySayYesOrNo: he doesnt even affect you OnlySayYesOrNo: the nunu cant even troll well OnlySayYesOrNo: with double smite OnlySayYesOrNo: what would make us feel better OnlySayYesOrNo: is if you played the game OnlySayYesOrNo: nunu trolled. then their sion afkd OnlySayYesOrNo: they didnt stop playing OnlySayYesOrNo: ? OnlySayYesOrNo: gp legit afk OnlySayYesOrNo: lol OnlySayYesOrNo: cause having one troll wasnt bad enough OnlySayYesOrNo: we got to have 2 Post-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: you playing is a waste of time in and of itself Game 3 In-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: cause they want to keep you playing OnlySayYesOrNo: uhhh. they knew you were here too o.O OnlySayYesOrNo: gotta love middle eastern men who love to get nailed OnlySayYesOrNo: ? OnlySayYesOrNo: i think he means trynd is easy OnlySayYesOrNo: XD OnlySayYesOrNo: who DONT you think is OP? OnlySayYesOrNo: lots of people would say vlad is op OnlySayYesOrNo: so whats the problem? OnlySayYesOrNo: you have op champ vs op champs OnlySayYesOrNo: and you lost. OnlySayYesOrNo: then stop whining OnlySayYesOrNo: trynd up in this bitch doin algebra OnlySayYesOrNo: 404 brain not found OnlySayYesOrNo: 505 joke not found OnlySayYesOrNo: can y'all calm down OnlySayYesOrNo: oh shit. yi poppin off OnlySayYesOrNo: pressin those 1 buttons OnlySayYesOrNo: and right clickin real good OnlySayYesOrNo: oh sweetie. shhh OnlySayYesOrNo: get carried by yi OnlySayYesOrNo: and blow him real good after OnlySayYesOrNo: or yi OnlySayYesOrNo: oh. OnlySayYesOrNo: i see OnlySayYesOrNo: didnt you JUSt say he was op? OnlySayYesOrNo: -_- OnlySayYesOrNo: bruh OnlySayYesOrNo: you dont have to ulti OnlySayYesOrNo: just...play the fuckin game OnlySayYesOrNo: 1 OnlySayYesOrNo: 500 true dmg OnlySayYesOrNo: god fucking damn i hate this game OnlySayYesOrNo: baron has been ready OnlySayYesOrNo: for 10 mins OnlySayYesOrNo: hes been ganking. and thats all well and good in the lane phase OnlySayYesOrNo: but lane phase is over OnlySayYesOrNo: we need global pressure and objs OnlySayYesOrNo: more like ksing. but np OnlySayYesOrNo: feed your fragile ego OnlySayYesOrNo: hard to ward with no team OnlySayYesOrNo: if you were actually good at the game youd have had a pink out on the field since 3 mins OnlySayYesOrNo: and your vision score wouldnt suck OnlySayYesOrNo: mmmm rumble really isnt OnlySayYesOrNo: Rumble kinda sucks OnlySayYesOrNo: would be better if it had a similar effect to cassios dot pool OnlySayYesOrNo: np trynd. youre amazing. you have such a good kda OnlySayYesOrNo: too bad you only play for kda OnlySayYesOrNo: so you're trolling. OnlySayYesOrNo: noted OnlySayYesOrNo: i could have said that like 15 times about you OnlySayYesOrNo: we would have advantage OnlySayYesOrNo: but theres a chance you die OnlySayYesOrNo: so you run OnlySayYesOrNo: with your tail between your legs OnlySayYesOrNo: come back in ten mins with your ulti up OnlySayYesOrNo: lol OnlySayYesOrNo: thats ok. trynd is just trolling around OnlySayYesOrNo: if his ulti isnt up he just backs OnlySayYesOrNo: And waits for it OnlySayYesOrNo: the most obnoxious kinds of players Post-Game OnlySayYesOrNo: oh god. the egos in this chat room OnlySayYesOrNo: lol @ tryndamere the kda warrior OnlySayYesOrNo: can only fight when he will get all the kills OnlySayYesOrNo: and not die OnlySayYesOrNo: cause hes a giant pussy OnlySayYesOrNo: you're welcome for handing you twenty kills OnlySayYesOrNo: ya limp dick