unexplainably hilarious - let me tell you all a funny story

Dragneels·10/28/2016, 2:32:57 PM·3 votes·574 views

ok so I was playing a normal game with a bunch of friends when some weird shit happened that even I can't explain or fathom. Team comps are :

MY TEAM vs ENEMY TEAM

TOP - LeeSin VS Alistar

MID - Katarina VS Zed

BOT - Vayne Fiddlesticks VS Jinx Nami

JG - Shaco VS Graves

ok so enemy botlane lost hard and jinx was spamming in all chat to please report nami for going afk in the first 10 minutes of the game which made them lose. that's fair, but nami had an excuse that her wifi suddenly went out. why the fuck should we even consider reporting this nami, she literally has internet problems. not to mention its a goddamn normal game.

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so after the game i honored that nami and added her. I cheered her up by saying that that wasn't her fault, and that jinx was just toxic (which she mentioned in all chat during the game). so after that I said if I were that Jinx I would never do that. As I was typing to ask if she wants to play another game with me, some real actual shit happens.

This nami legit blocked me right out of the blue.

So I was like 'what the actual shit fuck did i even do'?

Please send help because I can't stop laughing. Why do some people act that way? item 3073 [zombie-brand-mindblown] [zombie-brand-facepalm]

6 Comments

Aurorz10/28/2016, 3:29:06 PM3 votes

It means that he/she doesn't want to play with you? XD

Dragneels10/28/2016, 3:44:26 PM1 votes

That doesn't make sense. I mean if i was getting roasted by toxic teammates and one of the enemy team added me and cheered me up, I'd definitely love to play with him/her. But this nami for some apparent reason straight blocked me right after I cheered her up. I couldn't care less if he/she doesn't want to play together, but the fact that there was no straightforward reason as to why he/she would block me just made me shit my pants.

ShinkoMinori10/28/2016, 4:07:21 PM1 votes

Sounds like you were trying to score in her pants and she wasn't interested.

Dragneels10/28/2016, 4:17:13 PM1 votes

I was just being friendly by supporting an attacked innocent victim of toxicity in this league community. If that's how you see it then so be it.

Jabberwöcky10/29/2016, 5:10:45 AM1 votes

Its because your fedora was too pink and your shining white armor was too bright.