Go kill yourselves.
Why isn't being told to kill yourself an instapunish? I've been told in 30% or more of my games to kill myself and NO ONE has gotten punished for my report. Rammus support, 0 contribution to lane, 10% hp by the time he taunts someone, and I didn't follow up? Kill myself. I misplayed once? Kill myself. I called mia, but the top laner didn't notice? Kill myself. I made a pun because I'm in a good, joking mood? Kill myself. I'm sick and tired of being told to kill myself in every fucking game I don't have 2-3 friends in. Something seriously needs to be done about this.