I thrive on salt

Specifically the enemy team's salt. It's so utterly satisfying to have a report go through and get someone a penalty while they're still being toxic in end-game lobby, just so I can tell them that they now have a penalty.

If you see this, Ashe, you know who you are. Yes, Nami also got reported for griefing, and yes, your lane was essentially a 2v1 until I felt so bad, I told Morgana to go help another lane. Yet, you still fed. You still bitched at the jungler Ivern for not becoming your pet support. You were "intentionally toxic" by your own admission, as well as "intentionally feeding" to "make the game end faster."

You said it's your first penalty, and with the way you act, I sincerely hope you learn from this, and it becomes your last. You could have done better, should have. You had Honor 4, and now you're back down to Honor 2 for taking a penalty. Was it worth it? I don't know if it was, for you.

But it was for me. Because I live by schadenfreude and I find your angry outbursts amusing. I enjoyed every second of that salt-filled ragefest. Thank you, for giving me a good time, and enjoy your penalty.