I just had my 7th account permabanned.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS··2 votes·1,448 views

why does riot not allow me to be me?

i get drunk .. pukey drunk..... i blow games, sometimes.. a small portion of the majority of my games.. a very small portion... but when i get drunk and play.. i just lose my mind.. thats it.. rooms spinning.. dumb shit..... it happens every now and then.. but can i ask something? why does this have an added effect? 7 months ago i was chat banned. 3 months before that.. and today i get into my 2nd game of my placement matches and im permabanned again.... 7th account....... all happening this year.. i played for 5 years almost every day for almost 5+ hours each day for 5 years..... but this year drastic changes have been made....... I lost every single 1 of my accounts..

ill make a new account, and ill lvl it back up to 30, but Its within my rights to get shit face drunk and play league.. there will infact be some nights where the rooms spinning, i cant feel my fingers, and i say shit and just forget im even logged into a game. why does these nights im legally allowed to have, have an added effect in account history? it makes no sense.

they are weeks or per week or monthly in-between, but when it happens its nasty.. and riot keeps track of it and permabanns my accounts based on it.. I MUCH preferred 100-200-500 game chat suspensions...... I LIKED chat suspensions.........

28 Comments

Angry Monster6 votes

I can honestly say that you deserve that ban. I remember playing with ya. Good to see the report function works.

Orcca3 votes

You've got to really go out of your way to get one perma-ban, seven is obscene. Maybe you should cut but on the alcohol or go to therapy to control your outbursts

Like maybe you should really take a look at curbing back on your alcohol drinking, I know I've played quite a few awful ARAM games but I've never gotten so mad at someone I've been reported over it.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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You've got to really go out of your way to get one perma-ban, seven is obscene. Maybe you should cut but on the alcohol or go to therapy to control your outbursts

Like maybe you should really take a look at curbing back on your alcohol drinking, I know I've played quite a few awful ARAM games but I've never gotten so mad at someone I've been reported over it.

i never get mad at anyone. im not a flamer. im a guy that plays teemo only or ap trist mid only .. even when its vs a counter.. even when its ap trist that doesnt actually exist anymore...... my reports are rarely because IM the asshole and mean to someone or yelling at someone.. I dont do that.. People START with me. because they dont like my choices.. i defend myself and that pisses ppl off passively..

im the type of player that gets reported STRICTLY because of my "teemo god plays and i insta lock teemo"........ actually take a second and think about what it means to be that person.. can't you already imagine how many games you will undoubtedly play where ppl flame you straight from pregame? without you even typing a single word?

Orcca2 votes

You can't be entirely innocent if you've got that many punishments. If someone's arguing with them, don't even bother to defend yourself and just play your game. It's the same idea that kids have when they get in trouble for fighting in school. "Well he called me a name so I hit him, it's his fault not mine"

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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You can't be entirely innocent if you've got that many punishments. If someone's arguing with them, don't even bother to defend yourself and just play your game. It's the same idea that kids have when they get in trouble for fighting in school. "Well he called me a name so I hit him, it's his fault not mine"

bad example as thats SUPER easy to see exactly what you mean.... the depth here is completely different.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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You've got to really go out of your way to get one perma-ban, seven is obscene. Maybe you should cut but on the alcohol or go to therapy to control your outbursts

Like maybe you should really take a look at curbing back on your alcohol drinking, I know I've played quite a few awful ARAM games but I've never gotten so mad at someone I've been reported over it.

idk if you understand what it means to be the very standard competitive person like myself? a shit ton of us exist in this world.. we are the basketball players that tell you we are going to go left on you.... while dribbling the ball. fake right then go left.. then after i(we) make it we tell you " i told you i was going left".... similarly ive never believed in participation ribbons. why am i the 30 year old at work still sk8 boarding during days off? why have I never broke/shattered a single smartphone screen? Ive never dropped my phone.. ill walk around all day flipping it in the air. My mentality isnt quite yours and its hard to understand why i get away with what i do... which is why i hate knowing that tryhards(riot) are trying to stop my mentality. im thinking how riot stopped iwilldomiantes mentality.. i can honestly say i never have witnessed a single game hes played in, or mouthed in. I could also not care less. I just know it exists and adds another layer of competitiveness that I believe SHOULD exist.. standard really.

lets see if i can best explain this with personal experiences... its 1998 or so.. my older brother and myself are playing grand tourismo. we are taking turns racing 100+ lap races, 20 laps at a time.. When it was his turn I would talk during his laps. Boy oh Boy would he hate it.. he would say things like "STOP DISTRACTING ME". choke hold me, throw the controller down.. straight flip tables..... I would scratch my head and just wonder why the fuck this guy cant race and listen to whatever the fuck im saying.. Why does do they have to be exclusive.. I would constantly think this guy here is clearly lacking something i have no problem doing.. When it was my turn I would talk to him, laugh at how he wasnt distracting me (even though he was trying and you could see the anger/disgust on his face). why am i capable of doing what he coudlnt? Which brings me to why is riot activly trying to protect the kids that cant do what I can? I see mouthing in all sports (the mental game) and a standard addition to ANY sport. When 2 UFC fighters enter the ring they are playing chess. All you see is a full contact brawl. I see chess.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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idk if you understand what it means to be the very standard competitive person like myself? a shit ton of us exist in this world.. we are the basketball players that tell you we are going to go left on you.... while dribbling the ball. fake right then go left.. then after i(we) make it we tell you " i told you i was going left".... similarly ive never believed in participation ribbons. why am i the 30 year old at work still sk8 boarding during days off? why have I never broke/shattered a single smartphone screen? Ive never dropped my phone.. ill walk around all day flipping it in the air. My mentality isnt quite yours and its hard to understand why i get away with what i do... which is why i hate knowing that tryhards(riot) are trying to stop my mentality. im thinking how riot stopped iwilldomiantes mentality.. i can honestly say i never have witnessed a single game hes played in, or mouthed in. I could also not care less. I just know it exists and adds another layer of competitiveness that I believe SHOULD exist.. standard really.

lets see if i can best explain this with personal experiences... its 1998 or so.. my older brother and myself are playing grand tourismo. we are taking turns racing 100+ lap races, 20 laps at a time.. When it was his turn I would talk during his laps. Boy oh Boy would he hate it.. he would say things like "STOP DISTRACTING ME". choke hold me, throw the controller down.. straight flip tables..... I would scratch my head and just wonder why the fuck this guy cant race and listen to whatever the fuck im saying.. Why do they have to be exclusive.. I would constantly think this guy here is clearly lacking something i have no problem doing.. When it was my turn I would talk to him, laugh at how he wasnt distracting me (even though he was trying and you could see the anger/disgust on his face). why am i capable of doing what he coudlnt? Which brings me to why is riot activly trying to protect the kids that cant do what I can? I see mouthing in all sports (the mental game) and a standard addition to ANY sport. When 2 UFC fighters enter the ring they are playing chess. All you see is a full contact brawl. I see chess.

Jo0o3 votes

Sounds like you have a serious problem in several facets of your life.

Wolfess2 votes

because league has its own code of conduct that you have to follow to participate in being able to play the game. You can drink and puke and be as much of a fool in your own home, it's your right. However, you are not allowed to infringe upon the rights of others whether drunk or not because of the law. Similarly, whether drunk or not, you are not allowed to behave a certain way within the game or else you get kicked out in a similar fashion to how you would get kicked out of any store or place of business if you were being a drunk ass in there.

also, chat suspensions only block toxic chat, they don't block toxic behavior and the severity increases every time, so there you go. This is likely why you are now permabanned.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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because league has its own code of conduct that you have to follow to participate in being able to play the game. You can drink and puke and be as much of a fool in your own home, it's your right. However, you are not allowed to infringe upon the rights of others whether drunk or not because of the law. Similarly, whether drunk or not, you are not allowed to behave a certain way within the game or else you get kicked out in a similar fashion to how you would get kicked out of any store or place of business if you were being a drunk ass in there.

also, chat suspensions only block toxic chat, they don't block toxic behavior and the severity increases every time, so there you go. This is likely why you are now permabanned.

the account im typing on now only had 1 10 game chat restriction around lvl 15. for 10 games.. i played 25 more lvls with 30 minute ques per game vs nothing but plat/diamonds wondering when the next chat restriction is going to come.... where is my 20 games restriction my 50 games restriction my 100 games restriction my 200 games restriction.... i have had accounts that receive ALL of them back to back to back.. ive cleared 200 restricted chat games JUST to go directly into a 500 chat restriction game.. and then cleared that.... 2015 and 2016 changed everything... they dont do that with me anymore.. just permaban straight out the gate..

I liked the chat restrictions.. they stopped my mouth when it happened only because i had to type 1 really log sentence every 5 minutes or 4 minutes whichever it was. which of course i did...... riot cant actually reform a single person. the people are who they are already.... all that person can do is sensor himself based on his desire. the reality of the mouth or the mentality is still there.. its forever there.

Wolfess2 votes

[{quoted}](name=GOD TEEMO PLAYS,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=GxzlrXKU,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2016-06-17T07:38:03.929+0000) riot cant actually reform a single person.

they can reform some, but not all. those who do reform are welcome back those who do not can leave

ShinkoMinori2 votes

I hate drunk players

Fondling Gems1 votes

Sure you can do it. But you are also ruining the game for up to 9 other people. Do they not have the right to report you for that? Legally, yes, you can do what you do. However actions do have consequences.

Dankstin1 votes

Go play a contact sport drunk off your ass, then ask the coach if they want you on their team again.

I'm not comparing the intensity of a contact sport to League of Legends as a PC game, but they're both team games. Playing tipsy is okay, but flat out drunk, that's not fair to anyone.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

every single 1 of my accounts that have been banned come with the tag of " you are apart of .02% of the population.... at .02% isnt that JUST me?

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

dotaftw, god teemo plays, teemo god plays, you died to eve, qq trist keel u, the donald, pentakill shroom. rip my 7 accounts. all 30 all gold/diamond/platinum depending on where i could get them..... all of them with every eve/trist/teemo skin. dotaftw with SO MANY SKINS! guess im starting my 8th account tonight.. I have to ponder on the troll name.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

Lets not mention im 32. Ive played so many games throughout my 22 years of finding the internet and this is the only game ive ever been banned from. did you play mmos like 4story, age of conan, age of wushu, aion,albion,allods,anime ninja, anime pirates, archeage,archeblade,ark, ascend, asda, asda2, asherons call, asta, aura kingdom, black desert, blade&soul, bleach online, bless, borderlands, borderlands2, cabal, cabal2, child of light, chroma squad, city of steam, city of titans, command and conquer, contenient of the 9th seal, crowfall, crystal saga, DAoC, darkages, dark souls 1-3, dark eden, darkfall, dayz, ddtank, defiance, dofus, dota2, dragamon hunter, dragon age, dream of mirrior, echo of soul, eden eternal, elder scrolls, eloa, elsword, eternal saga, ether saga, eve, everquests, every final fantasy, firefall, flyff, so many games I quit at F...... the list is endless. Never have I been banned from anthing other than riots games.

CooL Ice Tea2 votes

good to add games which are solo, so proud you didn't managed to get banned at these.

Angry Monster1 votes

not to mention in most (if not all) of those games you are not stuck playing with a group for 20 to 50 minutes.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

i attempted to just start from A on mmorpg.com/gamelist and work my way down.. but i was getting bored after like 10 minutes

NoobLearninGame1 votes

5 years playing this game went fine, then suddenly you've issues. Did you just come of age to drink legally? Sounds like substance abuse issues.

Edit: Nevermind, apparently you're 32. I'd learn to control myself, if you're able to, I know life isn't always easy.

Kei1431 votes

why is it happening?

cos the punishment rules changed in aug-2015, where riot wants to keep the permanant toxic out of league.

Iota Theta1 votes

The fact that you had chat restrictions for that many games in the past and that you've had 7 permabans makes me question this statement:

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i never get mad at anyone. im not a flamer. im a guy that plays teemo only or ap trist mid only .. even when its vs a counter.. even when its ap trist that doesnt actually exist anymore...... my reports are rarely because IM the asshole and mean to someone or yelling at someone.. I dont do that.. People START with me. because they dont like my choices.. i defend myself and that pisses ppl off passively..

You would've had to be pretty consistently toxic and doing more than just defending yourself if you've hit that many chat restrictions in the old system and have had 7 permabans. If it was for toxic chat (which I'm assuming by the restrictions), then you might want to put chat logs up so people can really judge, although if you've left them out, they might be more incriminating. You might want to take a good hard look at your behavior if you are planning on making an 8th, or else there's a good chance it'll get banned as well.

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

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The fact that you had chat restrictions for that many games in the past and that you've had 7 permabans makes me question this statement:

You would've had to be pretty consistently toxic and doing more than just defending yourself if you've hit that many chat restrictions in the old system and have had 7 permabans. If it was for toxic chat (which I'm assuming by the restrictions), then you might want to put chat logs up so people can really judge, although if you've left them out, they might be more incriminating. You might want to take a good hard look at your behavior if you are planning on making an 8th, or else there's a good chance it'll get banned as well.

5+ years of games, 7000+ games. 0 screen shots, 0 videos, 0 chat log records.. I mean that seems normal right? I would never care to capture my omg good play moments or stuff like that. its just a game bro. i dont try and make relationships in video games. in most of my games i get friendly/teamwork all that jazz EVEN had my little badge for good behavior WHILE being in the middle of chat restrictions AND/OR ranked restriction. Been through quite a few of those too.. Boy are they killer. People tend to friend me per game or at least 3+ friend requests every day and ask if i want to duo. or want to join some 3's 5's team. I tell them na. I keep my friends list empty. I have no cares for that. And im SURE you can cherry pick some chatlogs somewhere in my existences where im really toxic with badmouthing my own teammates. SURE OF COURSE.. somewhere. Not consistently. What drives people crazy about my existence is im loud, chat a LOT. talk a LOT WHILE playing. I am just a very vocal person. In game. It drives people mad. AND ive also lived through many games where a group of kids just report me because i instant locked what they didnt like. and MAYBE on top of that i was watching a redbuff and their whole team FB's me. which is met with the standard "REPORT THE NOOB". Fucking report this toxic teemo .. i fucking new it since pregame. <------- im not sure youve ever had this happen. What you need to do is sit down beside me and watch me play per day and your empathy/understanding will start to come full circle. You'll start to giggle at how accurate i am really being. Sure I do have good games. I have standard games. I have some bad apples. But ive never been more toxic than not.

Its funny because most of the time after my permabann I get to read the 3 cherry picked bad chatlogs. Its mostly consisting of attacks made on me verbally about some said play or fact i instalocked or a group of kids teamed up together and using that fun mob mentality vs me. Then ill defend myself with some smartass retort or say something like blow me. go fuck yourself.. really standard internet stuff.

I made a new account. back at it again with the white vans. 7000+ games and ive never reported anyone.

Linthe1 votes

Good job, dude. Are you going for the record?

GOD TEEMO PLAYS1 votes

so far lvl 15 in 12 hours. 0 ppl have reported me.. this season i decided to stop playing the amazing trollmo and instead playing ad any role eve. its also super nasty... ive lost 3 games and my kda is 17/4/18 crazy right?

GaleWinUnleashed1 votes

This isn't a punishment that might be issued by a legal institution. It's a community saying they would prefer you take your behavior elsewhere, or come back after you change it. Compare your permabans to getting kicked out of a bar; you're being disruptive, causing a scene and embarassing yourself, and you need to go home for your own good.

Also, please try to limit your alcohol intake. It's legal, but most definitely bad for your health.

CraziezCookiez1 votes

I will like to call bullshit on ur bullshit cuz u said u get so wasted the room is spinning or moving soo u are clearly drunk off ur ass so u have no control what u say or do in game. Ur such a lair so shut up and learn ur a old drunk

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