Why I'm Hardstuck - One post-game commentary
So after getting out of what would/should have been my third fabulous Sona victory of the day, I ran into a stubborn Shaco who, in champ select, banned the Yasuo's pick of Zed, saying he doesn't trust their skill level (hmm).
We get into game, I get 3 kills trying to keep my MF alive (so its by accident or hustle), while Yi and top lane Illaoi get massively fed from picks on my team. All the while, my allies are arguing back and forth instead of playing the game, which cost us what would have been a likely victory...
And now, the post-game commentary, painstakingly edited most of the players' names out, for clarity:
Jy____ left the lobby
Primaquarius: holy
Primaquarius: fk
Primaquarius: this
Primaquarius: game
Rock____: hey shaco you wantd to face me
Rock____: i was sion
C____ left the lobby
Rock____: you did
Rock____: you lost
Rock____: you suck
Rock____: you troll
Rock____: youre garbage
Black____: NASNU
Black____: REPORT NANSU
Black____: INTING
Primaquarius: report shaco?
Mo____: report shaco
Rock____: ill report shaco for you
Primaquarius: k
Black____: THANKS
Black____: I NEED A BREAK FROM THE CANCER ANYWAYS
Primaquarius: that way i can win in b5
Black____: THIS IS SOME FKCN BULLSHIT
Primaquarius: and get out of this hell
Mo____ left the lobby
Black____: SICK OF BITCH AS RETARTS LIKE THAT BLIZTCRANK AND NASUS
Primaquarius: grow the fk up shaco
Primaquarius: my god
Black____: JUST FEEDING AFTER THEY DIE 1 TIME LIKE YOU CAN 1V1 AFTER THAT
Black____: FCK IDIOTS
Rock____: 3/8/1
Black____: fck this game|
Rock____: oh wow shaco
Primaquarius: i had the least deaths, thats how i usually play sona
Rock____: you did 7k dmg this time
Black____: shut up you get carried or feed every fckn game
Primaquarius: im good as her
Rock____: instead of 2800 dmg
Primaquarius: mastery 7
Rock____: thats a step up
Black____: YOU NEVER GOT AN S IN YOUR FICKN LIFE
Rock____: keep going
Primaquarius: yes i have dude
Black____: I WILL
Primaquarius: im mastery 7
Primaquarius: lul
Black____: YOU A PUSSY AND I WILL KILL YOU IN REALL LIFE
Black____: I FCKN HATE YOU
Primaquarius: pls try it
Black____: YOU MOTHER WILL GET CANCER AND DIE
Primaquarius: i will run you over
Rock____: yup thatll get you banned for sure
Black____: I HOPE YOU KILL YOUR SELF
Black____: I HOPE YOU CHILDREN GET CANCER
Primaquarius: its the classic KYS play
Primaquarius: lul
Black____: I KNOW I JUST SAID FCK THIS GAME
Primaquarius: children like this are why imhardstuck
Black____: I PLAY CSGO ANYWAYS
Re____: lmao i topped the boards in dmg
Black____: YOU FKCN DUMB ASS
Rock____: re____
Rock____: report him plz?
Black____: BUT I GOT YOU IP SO EXPECT SO FCKRY YOUR WAY
Rock____: he was in my last game
Rock____: hes a troll
Black____: REPORT ME
Primaquarius: i did for griefing
Black____: I HAVE 3 ACCOUNTS PUSSY
Black____: YOU LITTLE BITCH
Primaquarius: theyll all get banned
Black____: I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUSS
Black____: NAW
Primaquarius: you are why im hardstuck
Primaquarius: gtfo my elo
Re____: i reported
Black____: GOOD
Black____: REPORT ME 5 TIMES
Rock____: holy shit illaoi
Re____: :)
Rock____: you doubled everyones dmg
Black____: I HAVE 3 MORE ACOUNTS
Re____: yea i knio
Primaquarius: gj on damage btw illaoi
Rock____: lol
Primaquarius: massive
Re____: its crazy lol
Black____: THATS WHAT HAPPENS
Primaquarius: i thought it would be yisus
Black____: WHEN YOU TOP LANE IS FKCN AUTISTIC
Rock____: i almost did as much as my draven <<
Black___: HE JUST RAN AT HER ALL GAME
Primaquarius: with his 1 item powerspike
Black____: LIKE A FCKN STUPID FFKCN N____
Primaquarius: lul
Black____: SCREAMING KILL ME TO THE FCKN COPS
Rock____: are you okay bjb? I am concerned for your well being
Black____: NASUS PLAYED LIKE A N____ WITH A GUN IN PUBLICK
I really didnt think what I see on the PH boards would happen to me, and its kinda irritating now that ive been a live witness...
Yes he is likely banned now
