I am toxic (no joke)

calllanesplease·12/15/2017, 1:52:37 AM·3 votes·395 views

I say mid or feed in champ select. If I die first blood then I leave my lane and go to whichever lane is winning. I steal farm from whoever starts to flame me first. If no one flames me, I afk. Funny thing is I only die first blood about 20% of the time so my winrate is still about 50% (thx rito matchmaking).

This is okay because I am a utilitarian. Since I enjoy trolling my team, 6 people are having an enjoyable experience (enemy team is happy for the free ranked LP) while only 4 are having less than normal fun in the game. If my teammates have a super negative experience in league then maybe they should go to a counselor. It's a game after all.

Been doing this for the last 2 years and have never been banned. All because I don't say kys in chat. Only reason I am posting this is cause I am getting married next week and am quitting this game.

6 Comments

Arammus12/15/2017, 1:56:36 AM2 votes

meh "troll buster" is a thing that has to be created yet. however i have no idea how. i think its nice of you to share this, to show that it is indeed a serious problem (could name a couple of ppl who do the same as you myself).

also gl on the marriage. if youre the male, then you'll be the one getting trolled now ;)

IvernBramblefoot12/15/2017, 1:59:18 AM1 votes

At least there's the comfort of knowing your wife will divorce you because your years of learned abusive behavior isn't something you're just going to drop because you got married. So there's that.

EgoLain12/15/2017, 2:12:08 AM1 votes

This is a huge problem in the game, especially in non-ranked queues. I understand sometimes its hard for a robot to rake through millions of unranked games and determinate inting from bad players, but it needs a solutions.

-a permabanned players who inted but got banned for zero tolerance speech stuff

TheProfezzor12/15/2017, 6:09:55 AM1 votes

I pity your soon to be wife but I guess not really b/c if she is dumb enough to marry you she probably deserves it.

Telephone Booth12/16/2017, 4:59:08 AM1 votes

Your reasoning is fucked though. You're not making 6 people happy by giving them a pointless game where they can't lose. That's not fun. I don't ENJOY when the enemy team has an AFK and the entire match is just win no matter what happens. That's bullshit. You're just a bit of an ass, don't try making it sound like you're doing it because it's helping more people than it's hurting. That's straight bullshit and you know it. I tend to like people that are assholes, but don't be a liar about it. Stick with just an asshole. At least I can respect that.