I accept punishment from my subordinates. (Warning, vulgar language included in chatlog).

Game 1 God Emperor desu: REPORT VARUS God Emperor desu: SCRUB CAN'T AFFORD SKIN God Emperor desu: SHOOT OF A LEG OR TWO. God Emperor desu: WITH WATER GUN. God Emperor desu: YOUR ASHE God Emperor desu: IS S OBAD God Emperor desu: IDK WHY God Emperor desu: A VARUS God Emperor desu: BOUGHT God Emperor desu: A TEAR God Emperor desu: DOUBLE FLASH God Emperor desu: PLZ STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. God Emperor desu: A REAL MAN DOESN'T BACK TILL HE HAS 10K GOLD. God Emperor desu: FEEDERS God Emperor desu: FOR DAYS God Emperor desu: PLZ God Emperor desu: EXCUSE God Emperor desu: MY STRUGGLE God Emperor desu: TO UNDERSTAND God Emperor desu: WTF YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY God Emperor desu: CARRY MODE ACTIVATED. God Emperor desu: SLAPPING BITCHES PROTOCOL INITIALIZED. God Emperor desu: KHA'ZIX FAIL God Emperor desu: LOL God Emperor desu: WHY God Emperor desu: I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT A KILL. God Emperor desu: NO God Emperor desu: CARRY NOW God Emperor desu: CAN YOU EVEN TALK? God Emperor desu: WITH A SCORE LIKE THAT? God Emperor desu: BRAND God Emperor desu: WHO IS 1/3 God Emperor desu: DON'T TALK. God Emperor desu: SHIT God Emperor desu: WHEN YOU'RE DOING WORSE God Emperor desu: THAN ME. God Emperor desu: WE DON'T HAVE A MID. God Emperor desu: WE DON'T HAVE A TOP. God Emperor desu: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ADC God Emperor desu: ME? God Emperor desu: WHY ME God Emperor desu: NMF VARUS IS BAD God Emperor desu: SORRY God Emperor desu: FORGOT HOW FED YOU WERE God Emperor desu: I CAN 1V2 BOTLANE God Emperor desu: WHEN HE DIES God Emperor desu: WHAT'S HIS EXCUSE? God Emperor desu: I TROLLED? God Emperor desu: NO I DIDN'T. God Emperor desu: INITIATE FIGHT TOPLANER God Emperor desu: INITIATE FIGHT God Emperor desu: DON'T TANK God Emperor desu: IDIOTS God Emperor desu: MAKE STUPID CALLS God Emperor desu: HOLY JESUS God Emperor desu: HAVE MERCY ON ME God Emperor desu: TUNNEL VISION BADKIDS God Emperor desu: NO OBJECTIVES TAKEN BY JUNGLER. God Emperor desu: GJ TEAM God Emperor desu: GOOD BACKUP God Emperor desu: PLZ OCUS TANK HARDER God Emperor desu: LOL God Emperor desu: DEFEND TURRETS God Emperor desu: FAILURE TO LISTEN WILL RESULT IN DEATH AND INEVITABLE LOSS. God Emperor desu: OMFG God Emperor desu: Y'ALL ARE God Emperor desu: SO BAD God Emperor desu: IT'S HILARIOUS. God Emperor desu: BRAND God Emperor desu: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MID WITH BRAND God Emperor desu: YOU LOST LANE God Emperor desu: ONLY ONE TO SECURE OBJECTIVE God Emperor desu: GETS CALLED TROLL. God Emperor desu: NMF MY VARUS AND TEAM ARE GARBAGE FEEDERS WHO CAN'T PLAY SAFE. God Emperor desu: AS USUL. God Emperor desu: USUAL God Emperor desu: BECAUSE I WIN AS GRAVES SECONDARY CARRY God Emperor desu: AND I PLAY FILL God Emperor desu: BECAUSE WHEN I PLAY ADC God Emperor desu: I GET GARBO SUPPORTS God Emperor desu: I DIDN'T FEED YOU God Emperor desu: VARUS DID God Emperor desu: LOL God Emperor desu: GG WP God Emperor desu: I DON'T USUALLY LOSE GAMES LIKE THIS God Emperor desu: WITH TEAM LIKE THIS

Game 2 God Emperor desu: FOR EMPERORS... IT'S ALLL ABOUT HOW YOU CARRY YOURSELF. God Emperor desu: IT'S A PIGEON JOKE. God Emperor desu: SORRY YOU'RE AN IDIOT. God Emperor desu: DO NOT God Emperor desu: QUESTION God Emperor desu: YOUR EMPEROR. God Emperor desu: SHE WILL ULT YOU. God Emperor desu: SHE God Emperor desu: ULTED God Emperor desu: SO WHEN YOU WILL GANK IS WHEN? God Emperor desu: YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING God Emperor desu: BUT TAX LANE God Emperor desu: WAIT God Emperor desu: GOOD LUCK TEAM God Emperor desu: NO GANKS God Emperor desu: KAT GOING TO ROAM AND GET FED NOW. God Emperor desu: GOOD LUCK TEAM. God Emperor desu: NOT FED God Emperor desu: CAN'T FIGHT. God Emperor desu: NMF. God Emperor desu: VOLI TROLL. God Emperor desu: SHE CAN ONE HIT ME. God Emperor desu: I CAN DO NOTHING NOW. God Emperor desu: TEAM FED HER TOO MUCH God Emperor desu: GJ TEAM. God Emperor desu: I DIED TO HER 3 TIMES. God Emperor desu: NO GANKS God Emperor desu: ONLY TAXED LANE God Emperor desu: YOU ARE LOSING LANE TOO God Emperor desu: IN 2 MINUTES. God Emperor desu: I DO NOT KID. God Emperor desu: TILTED? God Emperor desu: ALL I SAY God Emperor desu: IS NO GANKS God Emperor desu: NO RESULTS. God Emperor desu: I DUO WITH NO ONE God Emperor desu: AN EMPEROR CARRIES HIMSELF God Emperor desu: OR LOSES GAME. God Emperor desu: TRIST TO FED. God Emperor desu: GJ MF God Emperor desu: GJ BOTLANE God Emperor desu: 2/7 God Emperor desu: 2/4 God Emperor desu: MID IS OPEN God Emperor desu: I NO LONGER WISH TO CARRY THESE TOXIC TEAMMATES. God Emperor desu: GG WP God Emperor desu: YES, IN YOUR TRIGGERED REPLY. God Emperor desu: I AM ALWAYS CALM. God Emperor desu: I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO SURRENDER God Emperor desu: AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT GAME. God Emperor desu: SO I NO LONGER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU. God Emperor desu: YOU EVER WATCH QTPIE'S STREAM? God Emperor desu: THEY INT AND OPEN MID ALL THE TIME God Emperor desu: WHEN TEAMS ARE UNSAVEABLE. God Emperor desu: I AM FOLLOWING CHALLENGER'S EXAMPLE. God Emperor desu: I AM NOT RAGING. God Emperor desu: I AM SIMPLY USING CAPS WHILE TALKING. God Emperor desu: IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I WANTED TO TRY. God Emperor desu: ITDOESN'T WORK. God Emperor desu: OBVIOUSLY. God Emperor desu: I AM AN EMPEROR God Emperor desu: I DO AS I PLEASE. God Emperor desu: 1V9 God Emperor desu: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. God Emperor desu: I'M NOT YELLING. God Emperor desu: I AM CONVEYING MY POWER God Emperor desu: AS EMPEROR. God Emperor desu: YOU ARE TOO SERIOUS. God Emperor desu: GG WP God Emperor desu: TY FOR ENDING God Emperor desu: CAN'T 1V9 God Emperor desu: TOO OP

Game 3 God Emperor desu: AND WHY IS THAT? God Emperor desu: I WAS 1V3 BOTLANE LAST GAME God Emperor desu: LOL. God Emperor desu: IT'S MY GRAVES God Emperor desu: NOT YOURS God Emperor desu: GUYS God Emperor desu: THIS IS CHALLENGER - God Emperor desu: LOL. God Emperor desu: NEED 200 MORE GOLD God Emperor desu: LOL God Emperor desu: MALPHITE God Emperor desu: JESUS CHRIST God Emperor desu: W/E God Emperor desu: I'VE 1V3'D BEFORE God Emperor desu: LEE God Emperor desu: IS LESS God Emperor desu: IMPORTANT. God Emperor desu: MALPHITE God Emperor desu: YOUR ULT God Emperor desu: IS UP God Emperor desu: COWARD. God Emperor desu: YOU HAVEN'T HELPED BOT YET God Emperor desu: SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL. God Emperor desu: FEEEEEEEDERS God Emperor desu: MALPHITE God Emperor desu: STFU God Emperor desu: ALL YOU'VE DONE IS PING God Emperor desu: 1 God Emperor desu: 1 God Emperor desu: MALPHITE God Emperor desu: STOP God Emperor desu: FUCKING God Emperor desu: PINGING God Emperor desu: ME. God Emperor desu: YOU'RE SUPPORT God Emperor desu: YOU HAVEN'T DONT ANYTHING God Emperor desu: TO SUPPORT. God Emperor desu: DONE* God Emperor desu: NO God Emperor desu: YOU STFU God Emperor desu: BECAUSE YOU'RE COMPLETE TRASH God Emperor desu: NOT ENOUGH CRIT CHANCE God Emperor desu: I CAN'T BELIEVE God Emperor desu: I LITERALLY God Emperor desu: HAVE TO CREEP CARRY THIS GAME God Emperor desu: BECAUSE God Emperor desu: MALPHITE God Emperor desu: CAN'T HELP ME GET KILLS. God Emperor desu: EARLY GAME God Emperor desu: 1V5 God Emperor desu: THIS TEAM God Emperor desu: IS SO God Emperor desu: SO God Emperor desu: ANNOYING. God Emperor desu: TUNNEL VISION KILLCHASERS DUDE. God Emperor desu: TUNNEL VISION KILLCHASERS. God Emperor desu: SUCH GARBO. God Emperor desu: MAN God Emperor desu: YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT God Emperor desu: THIS WHOLE GAME God Emperor desu: YOU'RE 8/10 God Emperor desu: STFU God Emperor desu: MALPHITE DIDN'T EVEN SUPPORT ME God Emperor desu: IT WAS 1V3 BOTLANE God Emperor desu: GOT MALPH TALKING SHIT ALL GAME God Emperor desu: ACTING LIKE HE AIN'T DOING NOTHING WRONG God Emperor desu: ALL HE DID God Emperor desu: WAS SIT THERE God Emperor desu: AND AFK God Emperor desu: WAITING FOR GOLD God Emperor desu: NEVER ENGAGING FOR ME God Emperor desu: WITH HIS R God Emperor desu: NOTHING God Emperor desu: ONLY ON TRUNDLE God Emperor desu: WHEN TRUNDLE WAS UNDER TOWER God Emperor desu: HE'S COMPLETE TRASH God Emperor desu: GARBAGE TEAM God Emperor desu: JUST God Emperor desu: ROLLING OUT God Emperor desu: WHEN WE GOT INHIBS DOWN God Emperor desu: AND NO NEXUS TURRETS God Emperor desu: LOL God Emperor desu: GG WP God Emperor desu: MALPH SAYS God Emperor desu: WHILE FUCKING DEAD God Emperor desu: I HAD TO CREEP CARRY

I was venting my frustration one day, and all my teams did was feed and die, and blame me for their loss, despite the fact that I was doing the best on the team, solo'd drags and killed six turrets alone... and we still lost because they were all killchasers and singleminded.

In the end, the ones who drove me to this madness and chaotic mindset are my teammates that lack common sense and ability. I'm sorry I can't contain my annoyance with my teams that feed, and lose me games. I'm sorry that they play ranked. I'm sorry that I can't control my emotions when I'm always put on a team with toxic players who try to solo fight and blame me for going back to buy when they feed their ADC. I'm sorry I don't always mute everyone, because I can't contain my desire to rid this game of less than adequate players through my GLORY AS THE GOD EMPEROR.

I'M ALSO SORRY, FOR YOUR LACK OF FAITH IN YOUR GOD-EMPEROR. I SHOULD BE MORE... CONSTRAINED AND GODLIKE... fitting the image of a benevolent man in armor of pure Adamantium and Plasteel plates, encased in a Ceramite ablative layer, DIPPED IN LIQUIFIED GOLD THAT FUNCTIONS AS AN OUTER LAYER OF PAINT.

WITH THAT ASIDE:

Let me hear your toxic replies and hatred, your relief, how glad you are. BECAUSE THESE CHATLOGS DON'T LET YOU HEAR BOTH SIDES OF THE ARGUMENT... ONLY YOUR OWN FAILURES AS A WELL-RESPECTED GENTLEMAN! I accept it either way, since Riot really wants to let you see the wrong you did as an individual. Although from what I see, I only look like a majestic madman sitting in a game by himself, spewing hateful slur and comments to nobody.

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GIVE ME YOUR HATRED! YOUR EMPEROR DESERVES IT! I SHALL CONTINUE MY MOST GLORIOUSLY WELCOME EXILE! BUT I WILL RETURN!

Well, that aside. I wish you all the best on the rift, make me proud. MAKE ME DAMNED PROUD, SUMMONERS!