Tipsy? Don't play...

I shall be brief.

If you and friends are drunk, smoking, or smoking weed, please do not for a moment decide that it's a good idea to go into a ranked game.

In one of my matches, our bot lane and top lane were a three-man premade. Which is fine. Except that they personally admitted they were stoned when in the match, and also that they had high ping. This caused them to disappear for the first 6 minutes of the game because they were 'rebooting' to see whether the internet would improve, which it did. But why did this even matter, when 9 minutes in three turrets were gone (mid wasn't doing great either), and, you guessed it, we lost the match by surrendering at 20 minutes?

Said people weren't trolling. They genuinely apologised later. And I appreciate that. However, this still was freelo for the enemy team, and a very tilting experience for me. You see, lots of people play League for fun when drunk or stoned, but en masse in groups of three, wrecking ranked games like that? Well, why?

So let this be your kind reminder to please not play League of Legends when your wits are less than alert...