Funniest thing you've heard in league?

One time in ARAM the enemy team was Teemo, Twitch, Singed, and Cassiopia, and I said "We need to report them for being too toxic".

"Wtf, stop last hitting the creeps noob"

this was my support

"I'm bronze 5. Get me fed so I can carry."

Heard during an ARAM.

First PVP match on my smurf. Keep in mind we are down one person and still steamrolling the other team.

Poppy accidentally steals red buff from Lee Sin. [five seconds later] Lee Sin: Report Poppy for racist language. Me: Dudewhat.

Me(im a thresh support): Jinx why did you let the enemy adc live after i pulled him under our turret : Typicall bronze V support, dont you realise that i need farm Me: but i literally 1 v 2'd him and his suppport and got them both to 100 hp : A cs lead is more important than a kill

I laughed at "Damn you and your traps, Shaco." "You might as well as surrender, your base is full of them." shrug

Their team has four skins Teammate: WE MUST CIRCUMCIZE THEM

"As long as you have a good KDR your mmr will go up and you can climb ranks" 2 hours later, 3 disconnects, an afk, and 2 trolls across 3 games. Climb what