1000th win and 18th Birthday

Schutzstaffa··23 votes·1,508 views

Today is my 18th birthday and 1000th win I was hoping that I could get a response from a rioter to play a game with me

11 Comments

Olath Quortek2 votes

Happy Birthday! Grats! Good luck and have fun on the rift!

LOLKING MY SIVIR1 votes

18 is not a milestone or anything. You're still a child, have an underdeveloped brain, face and body. Wait until you hit 25.

D Bag15 votes

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18 is not a milestone or anything. You're still a child, have an underdeveloped brain, face and body. Wait until you hit 25.

Damn, look like someone did a better job at being a d-bag than I do.

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not a starburst4 votes

LOLKING MY SIVIR

How about no.

Saphixia1 votes

Hope a rioter sees this

Boxpencil1 votes

I read that as 10k wins, lol. (Got excited a lil')

Congrats though, and happy birthday!

Kowchi1 votes

So many other things you could be doing on you 18th bday and you want to play League.

I'm going to get downvoted for this, but try to get laid ;)

Shaabanglyy2 votes

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So many other things you could be doing on you 18th bday and you want to play League.

I'm going to get downvoted for this, but try to get laid ;)

Seriously, what kind of idiotic response is this. I cant understand why there are people out there who REALLY think the coolest and best use of your time is having sex. And for the record, I get plenty of it, its great and I love my wife. But just going out to frivolously get your penis wet definitely is NOT the coolest thing to do or the best way to spend your 18th birthday.

Additionally, how do you know he hasn't already done that today? How do you know he doesn't already have other bday plans and just ALSO wants to try and squeeze in his 1000th win.

I really really really strongly dislike (read: HATE) people who make comments like this. "HUE HUR DUR WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING YOU ENJOY?! You should totes go out and put your penis in a stranger and risk a disease or unwanted child, that's obviously way cooler."

Honestly...

Hufa1231 votes

Congratulations and happy birthday

Aerothal1 votes

ok ok, but wtf is it with your shit name, Dude? Are you a fucking neo Nazi or do you glorify the most evil institution in the German totalitarian Regime as an attempt to seem funny? Screw you dude! I dont think you deserve any Kudos because of your choice of summoner name.

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