Sometimes it's great to be Rammus
"None can stop me now!"
"I need some help, Jungle!"
"Ok." (starts rolling to Riven)
"What's that sound... oh no, does he have thornmail!?"
(Rammus bumps into Riven and taunts her, making her hit herself with his Defensive ball curl. Kha'zix then comes in and bursts her down)
"Thank you, Rammus."
"Hmm." (Kha'zix goes back to laning) "...Shehaditcoming."
Maybe we got lucky, I don't know how Rammus does against Riven with Kha'Zix top.