Nobody loves you, Nobody likes you, Nobody thinks you're fun.

Hi Nobody, I'm dad!

Wasn't this a part of Homer's Odessey? The cyclops shouting in agony as "NOBODY BLINDS ME"?

Hey! thats my joke you bastard!

Hello, Nobody. Where's your body?

When the shitposts of Youtube make it to the Shitposts of League

Original

;-; u maek me cri

Nobody's perfect

"Sanctuary plays in the background"

This genuinely made me feel better about myself.

Did you fight a cyclops and sail across the sea, constantly being threatened by the great god Poseidon?

Got me going for a second.

r u srs? no, im kidding

hello nobody, i'm hungry nice to meet you

Isn't that the intro to Green Day's Letterbomb? Wait... maybe not

Ah i get it :3 very clever

Dad jokes should stay at Dads.

Well played, sir.