Nobody loves you, Nobody likes you, Nobody thinks you're fun.
Hello! My name is Nobody!
32 Comments
Surge0653 votesHi Nobody, I'm dad!
Lauchmelder7 votesOoooooooooooooooh
(fk this, I have to find this goddamn vine somewhere)
Surge061 votesThat's exactly what I was referencing.
Velzard of Koz1 votesHi, my name is NO and I am Megan TraiNOr fan.
Nyxceris11 votesWasn't this a part of Homer's Odessey? The cyclops shouting in agony as "NOBODY BLINDS ME"?
World Ender7 votesYup, Odysseus says his name is 'Nobody' so when he wounds the cyclops he shouts that 'nobody is hurting me' etc.
Melledoneus5 votesAlthough the cyclops could have just said "a man who calls himself nobody" and Odysseus would be dead. But you know what they say about cyclops: half the number of eyes AND brains.
MrryZ2 votesMyths are subject to plot conveniences too!
Melledoneus2 votesThen again, if Cyclopses were smart, Odysseus would have had the pleasure of watching John Cena do a suplex on each and every one of them.
Because reality strikes back.
Nobody11117 votesHey! thats my joke you bastard!
rtbf2256182415 votesHello, Nobody. Where's your body?
Rew7111 votesI think its with his "no"
boostedyasuo1231 votesHello, Nobody. Where's your body?
Lollooloolololololollllll hHahahhaahhaah
PePsiLemoNN4 votesOriginal
Hello I am Bird4 votesWhen the shitposts of Youtube make it to the Shitposts of League
Photos of Ghosts3 votes;-; u maek me cri
trash sion1 votesRead the post, not just the title, nimrod.
Photos of Ghosts1 votesI know, still ;-;
Eclipse13372 votesThis genuinely made me feel better about myself.
IceKingChernobog2 votes"Sanctuary plays in the background"
Raven Redeemed2 votesNobody's perfect
Meep Man2 votesDid you fight a cyclops and sail across the sea, constantly being threatened by the great god Poseidon?
Wandering F B1 votesr u srs? no, im kidding
Elijah Prophet1 voteshello nobody, i'm hungry nice to meet you
The Y2J Problem1 votesIsn't that the intro to Green Day's Letterbomb? Wait... maybe not
Demonic Khan1 votes"Nobody likes you; everyone left you; they're all out without you, having fun!"
Imortal Dragon1 votesAh i get it :3 very clever
Knalxz1 votesDad jokes should stay at Dads.
UltraFireFX1 votesWell played, sir.
Virgin Ray1 votesGot me going for a second.
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