Challenge me to a 1v1

Dear Riot members,

It has recently come to my attention that many players complain about the wonderful game which you have created. When I recently, I mean since the beginning of time. My solution is as follows: Any player that can beat Phreak in a 1v1 will be allowed to implement whatever change they want into the game. What's the problem Riot? You think you're better than me? I'll take on all of you right now. Morello, Phreak, Jree, Krepo, AND Saintvicious. I'll take all of you on 1v5.

Sincerely, The Anal Ravager