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☆ .'. ★ I am PixiePoro, The Poro Overlord. AMA ★ .'. ☆

Pìkachu··8 votes·1,107 views

Hello, I am Pixie Poro. I am the poro that flies by Lulu Lulu in her Winterwonderland skin.

Long story short: I am was once the smallest Poro in the Aram lands and she adopted me... by making a trail of poro snax. Now I have been given wings and granted the title of Poro overlord as the voice of my Porokind. We have started the #Porovolution against the giant champs that tread our lands but have gone on to form a peace treaty with Rito for use of our lands in return for a small entrance fee of one Poro Snack per summoner. Now you know why Rioters love playing ARAM :D

So feel free to ask me anything! ^_^

17 Comments

Mitsu4 votes

how do poros taste

Tundra Fizz3 votes

how do poros taste

Like fuzzy marshmallows

Mitsu1 votes

do i hold them over a fire before i eat them as well?

Pìkachu1 votes

Poro weight becomes lighter when set over heat and float. When we see a Brand on our lands we quickly gather our Poromergency team ready for standby to throw ropes for floating Poros.

Mitsu1 votes

What happens to Poros that fail to grab the ropes. Are they astronauts -

Pìkachu1 votes

We Poros have heard this reply as well.. Maybe each Poro has it's own flavor.

Pìkachu1 votes

We have had an incident where a Chogath tried to "Nom" on a champion but reached for a Poro instead. Luckily said Poro has only lost a small patch of fur with Chogath remarking that 'Poros taste like Cotton Candy'

Sir ArmaMalum2 votes

So what happens to the ones who win before getting the chance before feeding a poro? Does Mustachio Poro visit them in the dead of night?

Pìkachu1 votes

The very kind Rito people make sure we get plenty of snacks as they always play on our lands to make sure we are well fed :D

..or else we turn into raging kog'maws

ModCaptainMårvelous1 votes

You ain't Braum.

Pìkachu1 votes

Braum is the great and legendary Poro hero! We have built statues in his honor!

Linna Excel1 votes

How do you feel about taking two poros and turning them into poro chucks like in that one King Pow scene?

Pìkachu1 votes

Poro chucks inefficient! Impact is equivalent to a soft cotton pillow :|

Príce1 votes

Does Lulu really taste purple?

NomNamaste1 votes

If you love poros, I'm painting Poros on a seashell for $10 each. It's to help fund raise money for my cat. Silly sounding, I know. But hey, it's poros!

Colonel J1 votes

What do you like most about Lulu?

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