Ezreal and Taric??

xXRaichopXx·Feb 11, 2016·5 votes·3,100 views

Im pretty sure its Ezreal and Lux. +

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwj84bmhue7KAhVS5WMKHXpjD_4QjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F76983474858246419%2F&psig=AFQjCNGCNPDlPdpcfrtgi28-1rXYrxA_Lg&ust=1455236684359209

52 Comments

MaybeASmurf1337Feb 11, 20163 votes

IKR!!! Not sure where this gay "TARIC AND EZREAL HAHAHAH" crap came from. I think Ezreal and Lux is a way better story and makes more sense. COME ON PEOPLE ENOUGH OF TARIC!

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20163 votes

Exactly what I was thinking. Taric isn't even FRIENDS with Ezreal!! He is with lux though.

Taric the GayFeb 11, 20163 votes

{quoted}

Exactly what I was thinking. Taric isn't even FRIENDS with Ezreal!! He is with lux though.

That's because Ezreal and I are more than friends. We're lovers.

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20163 votes

Lux : STAY AWAY FROM MY EZREAL!!!

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20162 votes

Ezreal : Its ok Lux I am not gay for Taric.

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

Many days later...

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

Ok really, I've actually killed Taric every time ever since I saw this page when playing ezreal. Skillz

xXRaichopXxFeb 22, 20161 votes

You do it for lux?

nihow555Feb 27, 20161 votes

yup, admitting it ( from last time i bot laned playing ezreal w/ lux(it was a good dance( lux and i cntrl3'd and it actually fell right in together)))

Evêñtfûl HôrïzôñFeb 11, 20164 votes

You mean: Lux : "Stay positive! And away from my Ezreal!" (Normal) Taric : "Thanks Lux. I had hoped somebody would help me. By the way, I opened up a gem shop. It's trul--" Zilean : "Already there." Azir : "Everyone in Shurima has seen your gem shop, Taric." Taric : "Oh. Well, that's also truly ou--" Nasus :3

MaybeASmurf1337Feb 11, 20162 votes

Teemo : I DON'T THINK SO TARIC YOUR ANUS IS MINE!!!

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

Ezreal Yay! We don't have to worry about Taric now that Teemo's got him "takin care of", hopefully. (LOL, there's no end)

xXRaichopXxFeb 22, 20161 votes

LOL

nihow555Feb 27, 20161 votes

Taric is friends w/ ezreal if you check it out. lol, but seriously.

Taric the GayFeb 11, 20163 votes

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m675ihNNqG1rrzdauo1_1280.jpg

And I already beat you to it Lux. Ezreal is my lover and he can have no other.

Evêñtfûl HôrïzôñFeb 11, 20162 votes

Ekko : "Maybe I'll just go back in--" Zilean : "Time." Ekko : "Umm...yeah. I'll go back in time and prevent you from...you know...dating Ezreal." Lux : "Thank you! I look forward to that day!" Ekko : "More like backwards..."

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

Have you been around untouchableninja? I've been playing ezreal all the time ever since I saw this page.

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=sHABUBMx,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-02-11T00:54:50.858+0000)

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m675ihNNqG1rrzdauo1_1280.jpg

And I already beat you to it Lux. Ezreal is my lover and he can have no other.

AND HOW DO YOU INSERT PICTURES????

Taric the GayFeb 11, 20162 votes

{quoted}

AND HOW DO YOU INSERT PICTURES????

Like this http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0JHp_C7iTac/hqdefault.jpg

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20161 votes

Why is it when I try to it just puts a link in?

Taric the GayFeb 11, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Why is it when I try to it just puts a link in?

Because you aren't harnessing the power of the gems properly.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/039/c/9/shattering_taric_by_jouste.jpg

Evêñtfûl HôrïzôñFeb 11, 20162 votes

Taric : "Yeah! Come check out my gem shop. It's tru--" Azir : "Taric. We. Have. Seen. Your. Gem. Shop." Nasus :3

nihow555Feb 12, 20161 votes

Hey, how do you do the :} thing. I can't find it on my keyboard.

xXRaichopXxFeb 12, 20161 votes

This? :3

nihow555Feb 13, 20162 votes

yup what button or button combination do you type?

xXRaichopXxFeb 17, 20161 votes

This : and the number 3

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

ty robobloxmaster! it'll make my Scenarios so much better! P.S. Have you read my Scenario II yet? Its OP. I'm still going to make even more! Nasus :3

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20162 votes

Ok not going to fall for the troll bait...

Taric the GayFeb 11, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Ok not going to fall for the troll bait...

Same :)

xXRaichopXxFeb 11, 20161 votes

And how am I a troll exactly?

Evêñtfûl HôrïzôñFeb 11, 20162 votes

I don't think that's very helpful XD Lux : "And stay away from my Ezreal!"

nihow555Feb 21, 20162 votes

Ezreal Don't worry Lux, I've already killed Taric every time ever since I saw this page before he could even "touch me." ( I've been playing Ezreal a lot these days ever since I found this page.)

xXRaichopXxFeb 22, 20161 votes

nihow555Feb 11, 20162 votes

summoner 4 ing out of here. Be right back. Then I'm going to go all crazy abut this! So awesome to me! (Actually just trying out what if icons would work, they appear weird on my screen)

nihow555Feb 11, 20162 votes

Oh yay it worked![slayer-jinx-wink]

nihow555Feb 12, 20163 votes

Scenario I So how can Ezreal love Lux, Lux love Ezreal, Taric love Lux, Lux love Taric, Taric love Ezreal, and Ezreal love Taric. It just doesn't make sense. And then Garen comes in and everyone gets killed except for a sobbing Lux obviously. Lux Oh come on, can't it just be Ezreal and I. Ekko (passing by) Uh...what? Who are you talking to? Ezreal Oh! Um...was I supposed to pitch in? Ekko Uh...awkward...I'll just be out of here (chronobreaks away)

Meanwhile...

League of Legends (LOL) Question Answer (QA) Center starring...

Azir Azir, Emperor of Shurima, and boss of the LOL QA Center.

Problem 1 Question: Ekko has chronobreaked to his exact location a few moments ago, which is outer space. INFO-http://boards.eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/champions-gameplay-en/wvcKgGEJ-ekko-should-vanish-and-die-everytime-he-ults-and-here-is-why Azir Answer: Send a spaceship and rescue that poor fellow.

Problem 2 Q: Everyone on planet Earth wants to play you Azir. Azir Answer: Ugh, this is going to take a while.

Problem 3 Q: Taric's gem shop is constantly annoying people. Azir Answer: WTF OF A QUESTION IS THAT? TARIC'S GEM SHOP? I QUIT THIS JOB!

A while later...

Ekko (getting out of spaceship) Whew! Thank you guys for saving me! Kayle No problem! Ekko Hey, where's the boss here? Kayle Oh, he quit the job. Ekko Can I be the boss here now? Kayle Sure, though you might find it a little hard going, such as... Taric Hey guys! Check out my gem shop! It's tru- Nasus :3

Stay tuned for more scenarios!

xXRaichopXxFeb 12, 20161 votes

HAHAHA IM DYING!!

nihow555Feb 13, 20162 votes

Scenario II Taric Hey everyone! Come check out my gem sho- Ezreal Help! Help! Help! Taric What is it, my love? Ezreal OMG! Thank goodness for once! Taric's gem shop! Taric Oh yes! Isn't it ju- Ezreal Look, can I just please quickly have a sapphire crystal? I'm low on mana and I have to E to escape! Taric Why of course, my love! Anything else you wa- Ezreal JUST HURRY! PLEASE! HE'S REALLY CLOSE! Taric Aw. I thought you would ask for more. Now let me just find that sapph- Zed Too late! Ezreal No! Zed Mwahahahahah! Slash! (Strikes) Ezreal Oof! Slump! (Dies) Taric No...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DARE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zed What's happening to Taric? I better call LOL QA Center.

Meanwhile...

LOL QA Center

Kayle Hey boss! I got a call on the line! Ekko Alright! Zed Hey, so... Ekko Wait! I know you! You're Zed! Zed Uh-huh. Now... Ekko I hate when I mid-lane with you. My time-ghosts have all this spirit compared to your...your...shadows. They're so harmless and innocent looking until they become you! I hate you because of that. And now, after good years of separation between us, YOU CONTACT ME ABOUT A FREAKING STUPID SO CALLED PROBLEM! Kayle was right. This job does really suck having to contact you. I quit! Zed Wait! But I'm in an actual problem right now! Lux Hello Kayle! Kayle Hi Lux! May I help you? Lux Now that Ekko quit, can I be LOL QA Center boss? Kayle Sure thing! Lux Okay, so what's the problem? Zed Oh...um...hey Lux...so I killed Ezreal and... Lux YOU KILLED EZREAL? DEMACIA! Wait...actually...as a matter of fact...ugh, just finish what you were going to say. Zed And now there's a furious Taric at me. Lux Okay, just fend of Taric until I get there. Zed Thank you! You're the best excluding the last time you ulted me!

At the scene...

Lux Now its time to ult you Zed! Zed Oh great. So your saying I fended off Taric just for you to personally kill me. Lux Yup! DEMACIA! Taric Well, now that that's dealt with, come check out my gem shop! It's tru- Azir AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kayle AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ekko AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lux AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ezreal AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lux Ezreal? Your still alive? Zed said he killed you! Ezreal He did. But I respawned. Taric Oh Ezreal! I thought you were gone for good! sob! sob! Zed I respawned too! And its time to kill you again Ezreal! Lux You want me to ult again? Zed No! Please! Don't! It's too painful! I can't take it anymore! Lux Then leave Ezreal alone forever! Zed Sigh whew, though. Taric Ya Zed! Leave my guy alone! Lux No, Ezreal's mine! Taric No, he's mine! Lux He's mine! Taric He's mine! Ezreal Please, girl, and boy, I've been through a lot already today. Taric Lux We're sorry. Taric Now come over and check out my gem shop, its tru- Nasus :3