༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You're all a bunch of plebians.
The lord, and savior of humanity AKG catraven has deemed this shit boards inferior to that of his homage boards of the Oceanic region. According to his absolute ruling, as the lord is god; You are all a bunch of inferior plebians who cling to this boards as a means to hold a candle to the lord's hubristical influential ego that is able to destroy galaxies in an instant with his seemingly seditious man-diety instrument.
The lord however is wise and knows that humankind is capable of evolving from inferior creatures, capable of becoming more than insects waiting to be crushed by death or ignorance. Being engulfed into a queue of ancestory deemed to contribute further to the over-populate the Earth. catraven is a benevolent omnipotent ruler who see's through the negativity and can use it to embrace improvement.
If you want to make yourselves more lesser crawling mortals being forcefully subjugated to the jaws of life and the queue of death and time itself, subject yourself to the faith of religon of the great one himself, AKG catraven. Embrace the benevolent ruler, the benevolent force, the benevolent god himself, catraven.
This is seemingly rhetorical as it is very possible for someone with your you with your mortal comprehension will only wish to raise up from more than a mere aspect in the cycle of life. Become a loyal servant of catraven and you can control life itself, you will be life, and with his supervision and loyalty.. you can become a demi-god yourself.
This is absurd, do you really wish to stay a mere mortal all your lives? You can become more than poetry in catraven's hands, you can become a loyal subject and become one with god and make your existence a plausible one. Switch to the law of catraven. It is the wish of god himself, he is a merciful diety whom believes in the wishes of constructed mankind's ''free-will'' but only to an extent, he does not wish to tolerate plebians for eternity so it's wise to join the god himself before he decides to make haste with those who have subjugated themselves to the inferior ways of the plebians. Now or never, mortals; raise above your infuriating inferior and inconceivably shitty NA board ways and become one with AKG catraven, become one with Oceania.
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ Know the diety that is catraven, love the diety that is catraven, serve, worship, subject yourself and feed the diety.. that is AKG catraven. ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
