League of legends pun jokes! Go!

All right folks! I'll give an example for you guys to get what I'm talking about, but the game is to come up with league of legends based pun joke.

IE - "What happens when Fizz jumps out of a puddle of spilled soda? ...It goes flat!!"

"Why is Diana always considered indecent? She worships a moon!"

"What kind of problems does Lucian have with skin care? ...Getting rid of the Ashe!"

Now of course these are horrible not to mention very cringe worthy, but let's see what you guys can come up with!!