Concerning Fizz

Issyl·Apr 11, 2016·1 votes·511 views

Here's what I think is common sense and it strikes me funny that this is even allowed.

Fizz. Let's break down his kit because people that play this game lack common sense or are ignorant to it. High burst, high mobility... yes that's obvious that's the fizz we all know (and hate)

What's wrong with that? Oh the high burst and high mobility isn't my problem with Fizz it's how reckless he's able to play and be ABSOLUTELY safe coming mid game. Safe how? Oh first off, his E. Not only does it nuke but it also keeps him safe for a little while, dodging any harm coming his way.

Oh his E isn't enough to keep him safe, no. There's also zhonya's hourglass in which he pops when damage is coming his way (right after he E'd just after he killed someone)

Oh zhonya's is over. Guess what's off cooldown now? You fuckin guessed it. His E.

Remember when you took out mana from banshee's and it was an indirect nerf to ryze? How bout we do something about this Zhonya's shit.... or Fizz. Either one. I'm tired of how little effort these fucks put to get high rewards. No risks, high rewards, no items needed to do fuckin damage.

Whoever disagrees think theyre good for playing Fizz.

7 Comments

Fondling GemsApr 11, 20162 votes

Riot quietly lowers price and adds cdr to zhonyas.
-Insert Troll face here-

FACE THE WlNDApr 11, 20161 votes

xD I luv u

HongChongDongApr 11, 20162 votes

You don't place fizz do you. For one thing that last line of "Whoever disagrees think they're good for playing Fizz" is one of the most obnoxious things people could say as it means you're acting like an ignorant brat by saying a fizz players opinion doesn't matter because they play the champion when in reality they know more about him than you do.

Now lets continue. Do you know anything about fizz beyond the basics? Because anyone who's played the champion for an extended period of time beyond low elo or casual matches that you are anything but safe. Fizz is a snowballing champion who to win trades has to effectively predict then dodge key enemy abilities or else he can and possibly will die before he even reaches his target.

Yes he can become untargetable, yes he can dodge abilities, but as soon as his E is down what happens to him? He dies. People hate him because unlike other champions they typically face fizz forces you to play around him because you can't simply throw shit at him or else you'll leave yourself wide open to get jumped on then killed. I've literally seen idiots complain about fizz being broken when they play lux and just spam Q then are some how dumbfounded when he E's over the Q and they can't defend themselves because they don't have CC to prevent him from sharking them and going in.

EDIT- To save time I'll let you throw your arguments at me then reply to them accordingly so I don't have to give a full explanation to the champion. Also I see you play alot of anivia so if you still want to say that my opinion is invalid because I play fizz I could also say your opinion is invalid because you're only complaining because you play a champion that is hard countered by him then I could also make a hate post about Anivia's issues.

IssylApr 11, 20161 votes

I have no problem dumping on Fizzes as Anivia.

I can tell dumb fizzes to fizzes (im not gonna call them good cause it's just insulting to myself) Dumb fizzes would Q and E right afterwards, and that's when I punish that mistake and stun once they land.

Now say a fizz gets a kill before the 10 minute mark. He will reach a level ahead of you and what does that mean?

R (You dodge it or you die) Followed by either an E or a Q Then E or Q whichever one wasn't used. 1 or two auto attacks with W involved, dead.

How long did this sequence take? No more than 3 seconds. Effortless.

And I do build banshees as well as a warmogs (depending how bad) when it comes to Fizz but sometimes his snowball is just too out of this world that they don't fuckin matter.

Team fights he knows he can go in, kill a carry and go out. He'll do just that. Any forms of cc can mostly fuck off. Do argue cause I wanna here how much of a fuckboy fizz player you are.

HongChongDongApr 11, 20161 votes

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I have no problem dumping on Fizzes as Anivia.

I can tell dumb fizzes to fizzes (im not gonna call them good cause it's just insulting to myself) Dumb fizzes would Q and E right afterwards, and that's when I punish that mistake and stun once they land.

Now say a fizz gets a kill before the 10 minute mark. He will reach a level ahead of you and what does that mean?

R (You dodge it or you die) Followed by either an E or a Q Then E or Q whichever one wasn't used. 1 or two auto attacks with W involved, dead.

How long did this sequence take? No more than 3 seconds. Effortless.

And I do build banshees as well as a warmogs (depending how bad) when it comes to Fizz but sometimes his snowball is just too out of this world that they don't fuckin matter.

Team fights he knows he can go in, kill a carry and go out. He'll do just that. Any forms of cc can mostly fuck off. Do argue cause I wanna here how much of a fuckboy fizz player you are.

What are you playing??

First: what sort of shitty fizzes can't stomp a measly anivia?

Second: Um, Yeah I mean i'd expect you to dodge the ultimate or die because, how do I put this, it's an ultimate. I mean I understand what you're saying but that's basically saying you hate all other champion abilities that are made to set up their kit, I'm not gonna sit their and face tank a lux Q then be annoyed when I get full combo'd and either get forced out of lane or die it's how those types of kits work.

Third: Why does it sound like you have no ability pressure at all? Unless you're not pressuring him with the threat of your abilities right then he can't just R you then engage unless you're also out of position in lane. So if you aren't in the least bit able to threaten him with abilities or know how to position against a fizz then yes it's very effortless like it should be.

Fourth: MR while strong will not slow down fizz as an AP assassin enough to stop him which is why you want a steraks and or Maw which has far more anti burst potential over flat MR and HP, unless you're an AP mage at which point most AP mages aren't good matchups against fizz.

Fifth: Once again you or your team is doing something horribly wrong in fights if a fizz can dive a carry as any team above Low gold elo typically has the proper positioning to make it so fizz has to at the very least waste a flash and E to get to a carry, at which point his damage is going to drop horribly to the point where he won't do anything unless he got fed from someone to the point of absurdness at which point that's their fault.

Finally: What's wrong with playing fizz? I could easily sit here and talk about you playing anivia but I of course know that anivia does require skill in her own ways just like fizz does but if i want to be like you and blindly hate a champion that I don't play and only know about on the surface I could easily say that anivia in a nuttshell is basically this:

Press Q in lane. Can you hit them with it? No. Wait till 6. Now press R on the ground for a split moment then press E. Did it hit them? Yes! Congrats, you just outplayed your opponent and took over half of their HP. Yay!

IssylApr 11, 20161 votes

I have a good win ratio with Anivia vs Fizz matchups. I've played that matchup countless times. It's not one sided on Fizz' favor.

I'm talking about a shit fuckin mid teammate that gives Fizz a few kills and then he's out of fuckin control.

HongChongDongApr 11, 20161 votes

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I have a good win ratio with Anivia vs Fizz matchups. I've played that matchup countless times. It's not one sided on Fizz' favor.

I'm talking about a shit fuckin mid teammate that gives Fizz a few kills and then he's out of fuckin control.

If all you're complaining about is when he snowballs then Idk what to tell you he's made to snowball if he can get that lead but becomes next to useless if he's shutdown in lane. There are alot of champions that are similar in the fact that they snowball to sometimes absurd levels so maybe ask your mid laner to switch with you if the enemy picks fizz or suggest for them to use vlad, teemo, or brand which are all fairly easy to play and good counters to fizz mid lane.