Concerning Fizz

Issyl·4/11/2016, 2:56:33 AM·1 votes·511 views

Here's what I think is common sense and it strikes me funny that this is even allowed.

Fizz. Let's break down his kit because people that play this game lack common sense or are ignorant to it. High burst, high mobility... yes that's obvious that's the fizz we all know (and hate)

What's wrong with that? Oh the high burst and high mobility isn't my problem with Fizz it's how reckless he's able to play and be ABSOLUTELY safe coming mid game. Safe how? Oh first off, his E. Not only does it nuke but it also keeps him safe for a little while, dodging any harm coming his way.

Oh his E isn't enough to keep him safe, no. There's also zhonya's hourglass in which he pops when damage is coming his way (right after he E'd just after he killed someone)

Oh zhonya's is over. Guess what's off cooldown now? You fuckin guessed it. His E.

Remember when you took out mana from banshee's and it was an indirect nerf to ryze? How bout we do something about this Zhonya's shit.... or Fizz. Either one. I'm tired of how little effort these fucks put to get high rewards. No risks, high rewards, no items needed to do fuckin damage.

Whoever disagrees think theyre good for playing Fizz.

7 Comments

Fondling Gems4/11/2016, 2:59:01 AM2 votes

Riot quietly lowers price and adds cdr to zhonyas.
-Insert Troll face here-

HongChongDong4/11/2016, 3:08:47 AM2 votes

You don't place fizz do you. For one thing that last line of "Whoever disagrees think they're good for playing Fizz" is one of the most obnoxious things people could say as it means you're acting like an ignorant brat by saying a fizz players opinion doesn't matter because they play the champion when in reality they know more about him than you do.

Now lets continue. Do you know anything about fizz beyond the basics? Because anyone who's played the champion for an extended period of time beyond low elo or casual matches that you are anything but safe. Fizz is a snowballing champion who to win trades has to effectively predict then dodge key enemy abilities or else he can and possibly will die before he even reaches his target.

Yes he can become untargetable, yes he can dodge abilities, but as soon as his E is down what happens to him? He dies. People hate him because unlike other champions they typically face fizz forces you to play around him because you can't simply throw shit at him or else you'll leave yourself wide open to get jumped on then killed. I've literally seen idiots complain about fizz being broken when they play lux and just spam Q then are some how dumbfounded when he E's over the Q and they can't defend themselves because they don't have CC to prevent him from sharking them and going in.

EDIT- To save time I'll let you throw your arguments at me then reply to them accordingly so I don't have to give a full explanation to the champion. Also I see you play alot of anivia so if you still want to say that my opinion is invalid because I play fizz I could also say your opinion is invalid because you're only complaining because you play a champion that is hard countered by him then I could also make a hate post about Anivia's issues.