Is the Legend true? Rito pls.

Legend has it that if you make a sexy enough post. A rioter will come and comment!

So here is my try to make this post sexy AF. [zombie-nunu-hearts] [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] needs his cigar back to be sexy... %%%% bear is happy flat hills mount everest.

Sexy enough rito? [slayer-jinx-wink]

EDIT: As told by a member of our salty beautiful community. I present to you.... URGOT