Riot Rewards Non-toxic Players - A True Story

I received a mystery gift from Riot the other day and I was aware that it was happening to non-toxic players. I wasn't sure if I was going to get one, but I did. I was hoping for an uber-rare skin just like everyone else would.

I got Dreadknight Nasus

Now..the skin isn't awful, but not exactly what I wanted. So I shake it off, play a couple games, and go to school the next day (which is today for me). I'm at school and see a group of guys talking about what skins they got from Riot. I knew they played, but also that their skills were inferior to mine. But then.. I hear it. The one thing I didn't want to.

Spirit Guard Udyr

Oh why! Oh why rito such a thing ever happen to a kind soul like me! That skin meant more to me than anyone and I didn't even have possession of it. And for that classmate to receive it was the bane of my existence. I thought of that skin constantly, more than that. I DREAMED of owning that skin and well..as soon as I heard that I brought myself straight to the school bathrooms. And from there on the toilet paper was able to feel my sorrow through the Silver V tears pouring through my eyes. Well I hope everyone has a great day. I'd love to know the skins you guys got...hopefully not dreadknight nasus щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

Sincerely,

@Wackaroni / Summoner Name: ItsWacky