Can someone explain this joke please

Pawnerofnubs·1/20/2015, 3:39:04 AM·1 votes·513 views

"Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tanktop."

Is it because if hes wearing a tanktop hes going on vacation and taking you with him? Or is it saying that a passenger took the pilots seat because no pilot would ever wear a tanktop?

3 Comments

Vauren1/20/2015, 4:09:13 AM1 votes

My guess is the latter.

Scuttler Slayer1/20/2015, 5:07:13 AM1 votes

Hmmm...

"Tanktop" ... 7 letters. 2 vowels. 5 consonants.

T A N K T O P

20 + 1 + 14 + 11 + 20 + 15 + 16 = 87 ... 8+7 = 15 ... 1+5 = 6 ... 6x5(consonants) = 30 ... 30+7 (letters) = 37 ... 3+7 = 10 ... 1+0= 1 ... 1+2 (vowels)= 3.

#Illuminati confirmed.

Don't board the plane because Illuminati.

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